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My Top 10 Childhood Girl Crushes from 90's Kids Shows

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

This list reflects my opinions so don't get pissed if your childhood favorites didn't make the cut. Also, keep in mind that I was never over the age of 6 in the 90's, so my taste in women during this decade was slightly different than it is now. Read More »

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So You've Written a Dystopian Paranormal Young Adult Upmarket Crossover Thriller with Series Potential

Dystopian apple hit by lightning

INT posh corner office, afternoon. AGENT is a shadowy, vague form surrounded by a cloud of cigar smoke. A rocks glass of scotch sits untouched on his magnificent mahogany desk. He holds an oversized red pen and my debut MANUSCRIPT.

Agent: So, Marsha? Very excited to be working with you. This is your first book?

Me: (mumbles) Read More »

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It's 2015 and I Don't Use Twitter

Twitter jail icon

"You're not on Twitter!?" People look at me like I still have Tom in my Top 8. Suddenly I'm Stone Age, old school, even a little rebellious. I'm an outcast, a recluse. I think I'm just misunderstood. Read More »

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Cat Hate Metal

Cat as a KISS music member

I've noticed that some people are into heavy metal hate music, where "musicians" scream unintelligible racist rants into the microphone and play the electric guitar like it's a Harley Davidson.

I've also noticed another species that enjoys the sound of hate just as much: cats.

What I concluded is that you death metalists are the cats of the human race. Read More »

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How to Look for the Positive in Everything But the Test Results

Rose color glasses

I bet we all have a lot of embarrassing things we did when we were younger. I know I do. I can remember when I was little my parents used to monitor the things I watched on television so I wouldn't repeat anything I heard or saw at school. So, naturally I grew up watching a lot of History Channel and Animal Planet. Read More »

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Ideas for Friends Season 11 Episodes

Joey on Friends Season 11

After what can only be described as the most-watched television event since Kimbo Slice struggling through the "General Knowledge" round on Jeopardy, how could the Friends writers and crew possibly continue the series after their ball-fizzingly perfect finale? Here are some ideas that should appeal to hardcores (Frenonites) and casuals alike. Read More »

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How White Couples React When a Black Man Shows Up

Black man swagger

To be fair, I usually only ever get negative reactions from white men when approaching a white couple. And it's really aggravating, because I only want to honestly steal a man's girlfriend about 10% of the time. Read More »

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Top 5 Sexiest Male Psychopaths

Bloody faced Christian Bale in American Psycho

Hoy-hoy, Halloweeners, and welcome to another installment of the "Trick or Treating Twosome's Halloween Hottie List." Andrei "Eli Roth" Trostel tackles the ladies, and Gavin "soon to be Colton Haynes' husband" Pitts goes for the gentlemen. Read More »

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The Last-Minute Condom Crisis

Girl holding up a Magnum Thin condom

Should I run down to the corner store, endure the judgmental gaze of Marlene the cock-eyed clerk who works the night shift, to buy a box of condoms? Or should I just cross my fingers and pull out and hope for the best?

"Condom, GO!" Jessica exhales, as if she's tapped into my thoughts. Read More »

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How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: Instructions for Couples and Singles

How to fold a fitted sheet

Folding a Fitted Sheet: Instructions for Couples

If you are cohabitating with someone or you are married and filed a single tax return as a couple, these are your instructions for folding a fitted sheet. Read More »

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An Open Letter to Filmmakers from a Critic

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I've been a fan of the cinema for a very, very long time, guys. I've seen everything, from Star Wars to that obscure Filipino-American microbudget drama-comedy-horror film from 1997 that you've probably never heard of. Read More »

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Your Pet May Be Trying to Kill You

Killer pet dog showing teeth in a snarl

As pet owners, we all like to think that our dog or cat loves us as much as we love them. In any relationship, there is the possibility that our feelings aren't being returned the way we want them to. Jealousy, envy, or the occasional bath could be at the root of your problems. Whatever the cause, here are ten possible life-threatening scenarios that you should be aware of. Read More »

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If Kanye's Not Bipolar, Neither Am I

Kanye West with opaque black sunglasses on

Would you hit a guy with glass on? No. But let that M'Fer take his four eyes off and watch me Superman that ho! This simple, playground logic can also be applied to the issue of Kanye West. Yes, he can be a jerk. Yes, he lives large. But what if he can't help it? Would you bash Kanye if he was bipolar? Read More »

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The Real Cowboy Days were Horrible

Cowboy crying

My roommate was pointing his new revolver at different things around the house when he made the remark that he wished he could be a cowboy back in the cowboy days, because those were better, simpler times. Read More »

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Executive Committee Minutes for the Hollywood Chapter of the International Jewish Conspiracy

Jewish conspiracy star

The meeting was called to order by Mr. Spielberg at 11:30 am (that's only 8:58 am wholesale!).

Mr. Spielberg: Thank you all for coming on short notice. Regrettably, Mel Gibson will be unable to attend. Firstly, on today's agenda, could it hurt to have a little more gelt jingling around in our kugel? Any thoughts? Read More »

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