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Bewildering Test Questions Designed to Assess Personal Growth at Every Phase of Life

Skeptical baby face

Education is a life-long process. At each stage of human development, we continue to learn new and fascinating things about ourselves, other people, and the world around us. From childhood to adulthood, we acquire knowledge that helps us grow and mature as individuals. However, if education is a life-long process, then unfortunately, assessment is also. Read More »

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Batman and Robin Discuss the 12 Biggest Films of 2015

Robin has a shocked face

A brand new year is upon us, and with it comes the chance to get stupidly excited about all the new films that will be coming our way. We'll have superheroes, spies, sequels, dinosaurs, robots, reboots, and probably a shitty Adam Sandler movie or six thrown in to even it all out. Read More »

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Coming Out: Courageous Insights From a Recently Uncloseted Same-Sex Couple

Same-sex couple kissing passionately

Nothing fills my heart with immeasurable joy like seeing the Twitterverse explode. The seemingly endless stream of tweets expressing opinions on important issues are what, I believe, makes this country not just a great country but a country with an extremely high sense of self-esteem. Read More »

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An Idiotic Review: 4 Questionable Facts About Ladies Jeans

Ripped jeans on a woman's ass

Editor's Note: The following submission is presented entirely in unedited form, for maximum enjoyment.

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Charles Hartley's picture

Calling All Game Changers

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The Internet was a game changer. Michael Jordan was a game changer. Landing a man on the moon was a game changer. Women are game changers. Is tapioca a game changer? Sure, let it be so. Read More »

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Seven Reasons You Should Travel Alone

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This summer I took the plunge and decided to set out across Africa, solo. Jason Derulo style. A two-month stint around Southern Africa by myself. There is a lot of stigma with traveling solo. Will I be safe? Will I make friends? Will people think I'm crazy? Read More »

Steve Lewis's picture

Why Politicians Will Never Get Any Better

Obama face with a sly smile

To ask for a bit of sympathy for politicians is to ask for the impossible. You might as well ask for a chocolate tuxedo or for Naughty Uncle Bill not to touch you that way because you don't like it and it feels weird. Read More »

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An Open Letter to the Kid Who Wears a John Belushi "College" Sweatshirt on the First Day of Classes

Preppy kid wearing a John Belushi "college" sweatshirt

Dear Kid,

You know who you are.

We all see you.

We all talk about you. Read More »

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I Accidentally Switched Bodies With My 9-Year-Old Son

Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday

Dear Dominic,

There's no real easy way to go about this so I'll just come out and say it: I've switched bodies with my 9-year-old son and I don't know what to do about it. Let me explain. Read More »

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The Religious Dream Team Starting Lineup

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"Religion" is one of those words that makes reasonable people cringe, like "moist" or "BFF." While I personally do not adhere to any religion, or even the idea that religions should exist, I do believe that parts of them are very interesting. Not all parts of them. I can't stress that enough. Read More »

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Politically Correct Satire for Dummies

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In the wake of recent attacks on freedom of speech, we should all take a moment to review what is clearly not acceptable as the object of a humorous barb, no matter how damned funny it is.

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I, Pvt. Casimir Krzyzanowski, Demand an Immediate Apology from Napoleon, Emperor of France

Polish soldier in the French Army

Bialystok, Duchy of Warsaw
24th of June, Year 1812 of Our Lord

WE'RE GOING TO RUSSIA!
This Pole has not forgotten Catherine the Great's soldiers entering our great city of Warsaw and slaughtering our children in the streets.
Now the valiant Emperor Napoleon and I come for your children, Tsar Alexander!
Together we shall partition Russia like your grandmother did Poland!
Dibs on St. Petersburg! Read More »

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How Chocolate Cake in Las Vegas Sentenced a Man to Death

Getting fat is fabulous. This is true if you like not fitting into your clothes and having to buy new ones, getting chided by your family non-stop, and feeling down about yourself and future prospects for survival as a living person. Read More »

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SEC Football: The Most Disconcerting But True Stereotypes of All 14 Schools

SEC logo

Not all stereotypes of the South are necessarily true. We're not all overweight and stupid, and believe it or not, we don't all vote against our own self-interest. It might even come as surprise that the majority of Southerners have all of their teeth. But we do all have racist grandparents and an unhealthy obsession with college football. Read More »

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The Best Pizza on Earth: A 24-Hour Tasting Trip Around the World

Fat pepperoni pizza slice on a paper towel

Calling all foodies, calling all foodies! I'm Clif Edwards (as featured on HGTV and Better Homes and Gardens), and I invite you to hop aboard the "Culinary Express," because we are about to take a trip around the world to explore some of the finest flavors available for your taste buds. Welcome to another weekly installment of Foodie Favs and Retreats. Join me for this 24-hour record-setting adventure to enjoy all the best pizza the Earth has to offer. Read More »

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