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"The Brexit": The UK is on a train about to crash. Unfortunately, they were on a safe track and decided to pull the switch to crash themselves.
Often referred to as a gateway totem, Shattered Window Shard is one of the easiest crystals to find or create.
If infractions occur, whisper “[your name] identifies [target’s name]” within one meter of any Tesla automobile, and it’ll get straightened out.
Sure, the freezing lake water feels like a thousand needles in your body. But sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that you can feel anything at all.
I am the Inept Geneticist So send to me your best spitting And for you I’ll manufacture A heritage more befitting
We are thankful for your hard work and creativity. Your work is as yummy, crunchy, and delicious---just like our chips!
Earn points when you accidentally blow through a stop sign and understand that people of color could not laugh with the police officer about it.
Know which spell you’re going to cast on the deli counter guy before you get to the front of the line. It’s unreal that some of you still do this.
In character as “Yusef Frankfurter,” he told me that he wanted his next project to be about a very handsome and courageous mayor.
Baby vs. Single Men is the quintessential conflict of the time period, driving at the heart of America’s anxieties around wealth, gender, and cocaine.