20 Brutally Honest Book Titles I'd Love to See
By Weston James Jacoby July 30, 20101. A 650-page "do-it-yourself" book titled:
"HOW TO RE-ATTACH THE ERASER TO YOUR PENCIL IF IT FALLS OFF"
2. A self-help book titled:
"YOU'RE DRUNK RIGHT NOW...BUT IT'S PROBABLY SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT" Read More »
Diary of a Recycling Nightmare
By Aleya Jobson July 29, 2010Belgium Diary Day 1: Ah, recycling, being ecological, what a great feeling it is to help take care of Mother Earth... I feel so glad to be doing my part to make the world a better place.
Belgium Diary Day 9: I wonder what I should do with this glass container... Maybe the blue garbage bag? No... yellow? No, that picture on there looks like it's saying no glass... Read More »
The Hitler Diet
By Adam Lowiss July 26, 2010There are several things that Herr Hitler did which may seem a little overboard by many of us. But it is unfair of us to denounce his culinary habits over his penchant for lording it over much of 1940's Europe. Read More »
This is What Happened to the Nice Guys
By Andrew Patterson July 21, 2010"What happened to the nice guys?" It's a lament I've heard from countless female friends tired of dealing with douchebags and asshats. Unfortunately, rarely are these women prepared to hear the answer to the long pondered question they present. I find the overwhelming urge now to answer and finally clarify what happened to the nice guys. Read More »
My Mother's Guide to Moving
By Michael Winston July 18, 2010Even when you have planned on moving for months, DO NOT under any circumstance make any preparations. This includes, but is not limited to, the following.
DO NOT: Read More »
I Have Emerged From the Asshole of the Education System
By Ben Angell July 15, 2010My Experiences in the Most Dismal High School on Earth
I recently completed my atrociously long tenure at Worthing High School, and as such, I think it's time for a fair and balanced assessment of the establishment in question; or, more accurately, a rant involving some unnecessarily offensive jokes. Read More »

































