Your help is needed. Today, you have the opportunity to make a difference in somebody's life. Please read the following story all the way through, and you will see why. Read More »

There are moments in life that go beyond awkward and embarrassing and reach the point that you have to go home and either bury your head in your pillow or laugh like a madman while abusing yourself in whatever way you see fit. Read More »

"Every city in the world should undertake policy development to support the deployment of renewable energy, recommends a 200-page report from the International Energy Agency (IEA). The report is designed to 'inspire' local public and private officials..." -Renewable Energy Focus Read More »

Human women are the most emotionally, mentally, and physically weak species on the planet. To overcompensate for past suppressions, they've been given the freedom to do anything and get away with it. Basically put, we have a shitstorm on our hands. I'm just saying, if you gave superpowers to an 80-pound college kid aiming to go pro, he wouldn't use them to excel within the ranks of NBA stardom. Read More »

When I kissed a girl for the first time it seemed like the most magically passionate moment anyone could possibly experience. Looking back on it, though, I realize that dancing around a school disco in an emptied gymnasium while Boyz II Men played in the background isn't exactly the pinnacle of romance. Read More »

When I stepped foot onto my college campus for the first time, I had one goal in mind: to bang every single chick that I possibly could. The only problem was that every other guy on campus was thinking the same thing. In my first few weeks of classes, I took a lot of notes. None of these notes had a thing to do with any of my current classes; instead, they were on the methods that other guys were using to successfully pick up girls. I noticed that most of them had a lot more to offer than me at the time. Read More »

1. Why isn't there Mexican food delivery?

Predominantly, we really only have two options for delivery: Chinese or pizza. I've had so much soy sauce this past year my asshole can practically speak Chinese. But why isn't there Mexican delivery? If you think about it, Mexican delivery makes the most sense: you're already in loose-fitting clothing and you're already near your favorite bathroom. Read More »

Bro versus Dude. Dude versus Bro. PBR versus Natty Light. Flannel Shirts versus Lacrosse Pinnies. Classic Muscle Cars versus New Model Year Crossovers. Corn Dogs versus Ramen Noodles. Van Halen versus Deadmau5. So many subjective metrics to evaluate, but only one decision that ultimately can be made. A debate that will determine what makes up Dude DNA and what comprises Bro Building Blocks. Read More »