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Weston James Jacoby's picture

20 Brutally Honest Book Titles I'd Love to See

Book with 'Your Title Here' on front cover

1. A 650-page "do-it-yourself" book titled:

"HOW TO RE-ATTACH THE ERASER TO YOUR PENCIL IF IT FALLS OFF"

2. A self-help book titled:

"YOU'RE DRUNK RIGHT NOW...BUT IT'S PROBABLY SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT" Read More »

Aleya Jobson's picture

Diary of a Recycling Nightmare

Glass, plastic and paper recycling bags

Belgium Diary Day 1: Ah, recycling, being ecological, what a great feeling it is to help take care of Mother Earth... I feel so glad to be doing my part to make the world a better place.

Belgium Diary Day 9: I wonder what I should do with this glass container... Maybe the blue garbage bag? No... yellow? No, that picture on there looks like it's saying no glass... Read More »

Adam Lowiss's picture

The Hitler Diet

Herr Hitler posing with hands on his hips

There are several things that Herr Hitler did which may seem a little overboard by many of us. But it is unfair of us to denounce his culinary habits over his penchant for lording it over much of 1940's Europe. Read More »

Andrew Patterson's picture

This is What Happened to the Nice Guys

Guy with a smiling box over his head and a bouquet of flowers at a girl's door

"What happened to the nice guys?"  It's a lament I've heard from countless female friends tired of dealing with douchebags and asshats.  Unfortunately, rarely are these women prepared to hear the answer to the long pondered question they present.  I find the overwhelming urge now to answer and finally clarify what happened to the nice guys. Read More »

Michael Winston's picture

My Mother's Guide to Moving

Moving a house by lifting it with a helicopter

Even when you have planned on moving for months, DO NOT under any circumstance make any preparations. This includes, but is not limited to, the following.

DO NOT: Read More »

Ben Angell's picture

I Have Emerged From the Asshole of the Education System

High School Musical kids emerging from lockers

My Experiences in the Most Dismal High School on Earth

I recently completed my atrociously long tenure at Worthing High School, and as such, I think it's time for a fair and balanced assessment of the establishment in question; or, more accurately, a rant involving some unnecessarily offensive jokes. Read More »

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