15 Reasons Why You're Not Attractive
By Ashley Solomon November 6, 2009Two weekends ago, at a friend's party, I also found myself in the middle of several awkward moments involving a very unattractive man. From the moment he screamed, "Hey redhead! What's yo name, redhead?!" I knew it was fate. I knew I was not going to be able to escape. After several attempts to catch my name, he tried to woo me by making very low pterodactyl noises an inch from my face. Read More »
The November 1st Walk of Shame
By Marcus Terry November 3, 2009Ahh Halloween. I love it so much. The only night of the year where girls can go out in the outfits usually reserved only for the bedroom. Outfits that if parents even knew they owned would cause mothers everywhere to sob uncontrollably and fathers' heads to explode and rain down upon the ground in a flurry of rage and where-did-I-go-wrong shock. Read More »
Halloween Double Feature: Top 5 Sexiest Male and Female Vampires
By PIC Staff October 30, 2009Top 5 Sexiest Female Vampires
By Andrei Trostel
Nothing says Happy Halloween like sultry vampiric vixens. Us straight guys really only watch vampire movies and shows for one of two reasons: the occasional scantily clad hottie, dressed in all black, that you know for a fact will ravage you and suck you dry without giving it a second thought; or the idea of actually being an eternally young, hot, powerful vampire yourself and seducing, taking and having whatever woman you desire, who is left powerless simply by the superior strength of your mind. Read More »
I Eat My Pringles with a Fork (and Other Equally Absurd Poems)
By Ralph Jones October 26, 2009I Eat My Pringles with a Fork
I eat my Pringles with a fork
...I don't know why I do it.
The crisp is broken straight away,
The fork just goes right through it.
Most people pick their Pringles up
And simply guide them in
But mine, they fly all over town
And hit me in the chin. Read More »
Wingman: The Most Important Man in Your Life
By Tyler Covington October 22, 2009Every man is asked to do it at least once. It is easily the most degrading job in the world, but as a man you are obligated to take it. It can be like a Band-Aid and ripped off quickly with minimal pain, or it can be like an all-expense paid trip to Gitmo. What is this retched and thankless job you ask? Read More »
Troy McClure's Guide to Internet Dating
By Aaron Castellan October 18, 2009Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Hopscotch: The Knee-Buckling Killer" and "Betty, God and You: A Love Triangle Built on Fear."
I'm here today to tell you a little bit about the okays and not okays of internet dating. Read More »
























