Just Because It's on the Internet Doesn't Mean It's Not Illegal
By Jermaine Smith February 9, 2010As we all know, the internet wouldn't be possible without black magic and wishes, two of its core components. We know this because I painstakingly edited the first paragraphs of each Wikipedia entry for both Black Magic and Wish to say precisely this—only to have it ruined 20 minutes later by the Wikipedia patrol who advised me not to "experiment" on real entries. Note how much more accurate—and hilarious—my versions were. Read More »
Chick-Rizzle McLovin': The Importance of Going Down on Your Girl
By Jessica Lynn February 7, 2010Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, which means Steak and Blow Job Day is not too far away either. Let me be the first to say that I love giving blowjobs, mostly because it just amazes me that something so simple can make a guy so completely happy. Read More »
Five People Who Will Ruin Your Super Bowl Party
By Matt Hulten February 2, 2010It's America's unofficial holiday (fuck you, Groundhog Day), the single good thing about February (seriously Groundhog Day, you can fuck right off), and the only day of the year where you can get openly drunk on a Sunday night and not face the possibility of a lawsuit, pink slip, or intervention on Monday. The Lord's Day? Not this February 7th, it isn't. No, it's Super Bowl Sunday! Read More »
Lovely Love Poem
By Brie Stimson January 30, 2010This is my poem for you.
You left me.
I loved you.
I loved you as the wind blows in the trees and as a duck floats on a pond. Our love was real. Our love was true. Our love was like a cat that had ample milk to drink in a bowl of purity.
Then there was her. Read More »
The National Sports League Promoting Safe Sex and Contraception
By David Schneider January 26, 2010In the wake of the USC Trojans' first absence from the Rose Bowl in five years, and during a continuous need for better sex education and an even more continuous need for more sports on TV, the time has come for a professional sports league that not only has big games on weeknights, but a league that also sends a positive message throughout the rest of the week while other sports may otherwise Read More »
Can You Be a TV Script Writer?
By Jon Lowe January 23, 2010The following is a test. Read the story below and answer three questions at the end. You will then be told whether you may send a sample TV script to the William Morris Agency. Read More »





























In college I used to listen to this R&B song on Winamp a lot. Somehow it always put me in a good mood. About a week ago, I thought of this and wanted to get it. 
Back when I first started writing for this site there were no iPhones, New Orleans had never been destroyed, and PIC Fearless Leader Court Sullivan had the same haircut he has today. 

