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My Top 10 Childhood Girl Crushes from 90's Kids Shows

This list reflects my opinions so don't get pissed if your childhood favorites didn't make the cut. Also, keep in mind that I was never over the age of 6 in the 90's, so my taste in women during this decade was slightly different than it is now.

10. Loonette the Clown (The Big Comfy Couch) Read More »

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Three Easy Ways to Amass Article Rejections on Points in Case

For you masochist freelance writers out there, which includes all of you, I offer advice that will ensure Points in Case (aka Court) never publishes your writing again.

1. Tell Court he's a tool. Read More »

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So You've Written a Dystopian Paranormal Young Adult Upmarket Crossover Thriller with Series Potential

Dystopian apple hit by lightning

INT posh corner office, afternoon. AGENT is a shadowy, vague form surrounded by a cloud of cigar smoke. A rocks glass of scotch sits untouched on his magnificent mahogany desk. He holds an oversized red pen and my debut MANUSCRIPT.

Agent: So, Marsha? Very excited to be working with you. This is your first book?

Me: (mumbles) Read More »

Bobby Campbell's picture

It's 2015 and I Don't Use Twitter

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"You're not on Twitter!?" People look at me like I still have Tom in my Top 8. Suddenly I'm Stone Age, old school, even a little rebellious. I'm an outcast, a recluse. I think I'm just misunderstood. Read More »

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Cat Hate Metal

Cat as a KISS music member

I've noticed that some people are into heavy metal hate music, where "musicians" scream unintelligible racist rants into the microphone and play the electric guitar like it's a Harley Davidson.

I've also noticed another species that enjoys the sound of hate just as much: cats.

What I concluded is that you death metalists are the cats of the human race. Read More »

A.J. DiCosimo's picture

How to Look for the Positive in Everything But the Test Results

Rose color glasses

I bet we all have a lot of embarrassing things we did when we were younger. I know I do. I can remember when I was little my parents used to monitor the things I watched on television so I wouldn't repeat anything I heard or saw at school. So, naturally I grew up watching a lot of History Channel and Animal Planet. Read More »

Charles Hartley's picture

Letters for Hot Babes

Consider the letters of the alphabet. By now you should know all 26 letters. Some of them conjure up images of hot women, whereas others conjure up something else, or nothing at all.

Consider the following letters of the alphabet, and their relationship to women. Read More »

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Ideas for Friends Season 11 Episodes

Joey on Friends Season 11

After what can only be described as the most-watched television event since Kimbo Slice struggling through the "General Knowledge" round on Jeopardy, how could the Friends writers and crew possibly continue the series after their ball-fizzingly perfect finale? Here are some ideas that should appeal to hardcores (Frenonites) and casuals alike. Read More »

Alex Miller's picture

How White Couples React When a Black Man Shows Up

Black man swagger

To be fair, I usually only ever get negative reactions from white men when approaching a white couple. And it's really aggravating, because I only want to honestly steal a man's girlfriend about 10% of the time. Read More »

Charles Hartley's picture

3 Homemade Concoctions Baseball Players Can Use to Beat Steroids Tests

Devoid of weekly revelations about players getting busted using performance enhancing drugs, and then lying about it under oath on national TV, Major League Baseball is as dull as an office printer.

Sadly, the league's testing system has caught up with all the concoctions players have injected into their rumps. Read More »

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Cigars and Their Universally Acknowledged Cool Factor

Samuel Clemens smoking a cigar

A man and a cigar, what a classic picture... From famous actors to notable politicians, many have loved and exhibited their love for cigars. For many, cigars are part of an artful lifestyle. But what draws people to cigars? Just what makes cigars so enticing? Read More »

Mark Mullis's picture

3 Hobbies Dudes Can Enjoy Indoors

Guy smoking hookah pipe

During the summer, hobbies are more active (boating, fishing, hiking, etc). During the fall and winter, you've got a good excuse to stay indoors. So, park your butt on the sofa (or around the card table), and get ready to enjoy some of the following hobbies. Read More »

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Top 5 Sexiest Female Psychopaths/Sociopaths

Hot psychopath women in movies

Nothing says Happy Halloween like scantily clad, killer women that want nothing else than to massacre you with their sex appeal. Halloween is a special time of year that causes people to behave and act in ways that are seemingly out of character and downright deadly. Or are they? Read More »

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Top 5 Sexiest Male Psychopaths

Bloody faced Christian Bale in American Psycho

Hoy-hoy, Halloweeners, and welcome to another installment of the "Trick or Treating Twosome's Halloween Hottie List." Andrei "Eli Roth" Trostel tackles the ladies, and Gavin "soon to be Colton Haynes' husband" Pitts goes for the gentlemen. Read More »

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The Last-Minute Condom Crisis

Girl holding up a Magnum Thin condom

Should I run down to the corner store, endure the judgmental gaze of Marlene the cock-eyed clerk who works the night shift, to buy a box of condoms? Or should I just cross my fingers and pull out and hope for the best?

"Condom, GO!" Jessica exhales, as if she's tapped into my thoughts. Read More »

Mark Mullis's picture

The Best Mobile Gadgets of 2015

Fitbit is the hottest thing for your hand besides a wedding ring

Technology is constantly changing and every day it seems that some new mobile device or accessory comes out. So with all of the great new gadgets that became available this year, what are some of the best? Read More »

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How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: Instructions for Couples and Singles

How to fold a fitted sheet

Folding a Fitted Sheet: Instructions for Couples

If you are cohabitating with someone or you are married and filed a single tax return as a couple, these are your instructions for folding a fitted sheet. Read More »

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An Open Letter to Filmmakers from a Critic

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I've been a fan of the cinema for a very, very long time, guys. I've seen everything, from Star Wars to that obscure Filipino-American microbudget drama-comedy-horror film from 1997 that you've probably never heard of. Read More »

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Your Pet May Be Trying to Kill You

Killer pet dog showing teeth in a snarl

As pet owners, we all like to think that our dog or cat loves us as much as we love them. In any relationship, there is the possibility that our feelings aren't being returned the way we want them to. Jealousy, envy, or the occasional bath could be at the root of your problems. Whatever the cause, here are ten possible life-threatening scenarios that you should be aware of. Read More »

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If Kanye's Not Bipolar, Neither Am I

Kanye West with opaque black sunglasses on

Would you hit a guy with glass on? No. But let that M'Fer take his four eyes off and watch me Superman that ho! This simple, playground logic can also be applied to the issue of Kanye West. Yes, he can be a jerk. Yes, he lives large. But what if he can't help it? Would you bash Kanye if he was bipolar? Read More »