I Have Googled “Foot Pain” and Regret to Inform You That I Am Dying
After an extensive journey of self-learning which some have called a “downward spiral,” it is obvious this agony is a rare inoperable cystic cancer.
I’ve seen horrible things, searing burdens shouldered by the very writing before you. Oh, I’m a satirist. Bylines: Slackjaw, Points in Case, Robot Butt, The Haven; staff writer for End of the Bench Sports.
After an extensive journey of self-learning which some have called a “downward spiral,” it is obvious this agony is a rare inoperable cystic cancer.