18 Very Legitimate Reasons I Didn’t Get a Salad
A salad? After Labor Day? I don’t think so. I passed the salad place and said to myself, “Not today. Today is Tuesday. Tacos.”
Philip is hot. Like really hot. His profile picture doesn't really do him justice.
A salad? After Labor Day? I don’t think so. I passed the salad place and said to myself, “Not today. Today is Tuesday. Tacos.”
1 Peter 1:3: "Praise be to bunny Jesus who is always, like, twitching his little nose."
Apple pie is still on! Flour is in high demand and low availability, so we will have to make do with some sort of potato-based crust.
My kids like the Beatles. How am I supposed to criticize them for their garbage taste if they are also brought to tears by "Happiness is a Warm Gun?"