Logan Corcoran | Points in Case

writer, thinker, lil stinker.

Comedy Writing

It’s Me, Scrub Daddy, America’s Favorite Sponge! Please Stop Using My Mouth to Clean Your Dishes

The hole for my mouth is pretty much only there for novelty reasons. No matter how hard you push, none of your cups or plates will ever fit.

by Logan Corcoran
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November 4, 2022

This Halloween, Save Money by Dressing Up as Binglejuice, Everyone’s Favorite Mischievous Ghoul!

You won't find a better price on a Halloween costume than this non-trademarked and fair use character!

by Logan Corcoran
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October 24, 2022

I’ve Lived Longer than Any Dog Ever

In the eyes of a dog, I am nothing less than an eternal being existing beyond the constraints of matter and time. So where's my treat for being a good boy?

by Logan Corcoran
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May 10, 2022

Jokes

(putting my finger to the lips of diabetes medicine Jardiance®) Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “rare but serious bacterial infection that causes damage to tissue under the skin in the area between and around your anus and genitals (perineum).”

— Logan Corcoran, @jlcorcorcorcor

What kind of world is it that shorts are not half the price of pants?

— Logan Corcoran, @jlcorcorcorcor