Literary Reviews of Mom Texts
There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.
There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.
We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.
Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.
You know, obviously I figured I’d do it at some point, but it always seemed so far away. It was something for when I was older.
The queen travels around the board very fast, knocking over the other pieces, sometimes singing "Let It Go" from Disney’s Frozen.
You should be begging on your hands and knees for help. Pathetic. And deep down, you’re scared.
Uber Parents: Be too readily available, allowing your children to summon you at any hour of the day or night.
'It's online! It's online!' – Frankenstein 'If you start the Webex meeting, he will climb on your lap.' – Field of Dreams
We’re all hurting. Which is why we need to stick together, much like these beautiful hardwood scales and the brass pins they’re fastened with.
Kid: I like your new shirt, Mama! Me: Thanks! Kid: I like how it makes you look like you have a big baby in your belly.
Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.
I’d become what’s known as "The Cool Dad" among David’s friends, and I was worried that coming off as anti-cockfighting would harm that reputation.