Submissions open at 3 AM on nights when our editor-in-chief looks at the night sky and feels a particular shade of melancholy.
Sure you have been up since 3 AM, counting the hours before you cry in the bathroom on your lunch break. That doesn’t mean you can’t tell others how to live.
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN
Ten New Year’s Resolutions from a People Pleaser… Unless Ten Is Too Many, I Can Do Five Instead, It’s Really No Trouble
I resolve to say "No" more often to things like babysitting around the clock for my friends.
Skog thought Troll Doll craze of '80s was peak. Skog wrong. Peak time for Troll now.
The toilet was pristine. I placed the back of my hand on the porcelain. Cool to the touch.
When a teacher assigns a five-paragraph essay, his or her whole class jumps for joy because this kind of essay is truly a thrill to both read and write.
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess
The monster in the poem “dwelt in the moor-fens, the marsh and the fastness”--and guess what, that’s exactly where my monster dwelt.
"Cozy" -- The smallest possible apartment we could legally claim is inhabitable.
@Corinthians Love is patient love is kind. It does not filter, it does not crop, it is not thirsty #Paul #RunTellThat
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in 3,362 pounds of pure American muscle, must be intolerably stupid.