Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.
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I give you that quick dopamine rush that makes you feel like your life is actually in your own control.
There are two things that all employers love to hear about: high quarterly profits and hidden treasure.
As you run your fingers over my spine, you think: “This is it. This is the year I get my shit together.”
Do opinion writers share the same responsibility to obey the law as the rest of the world?
The show would have no believability if the characters didn’t constantly talk about “flexing” and “yeeting.”
Oh, how literary I look! Scribbling furiously in my leather-bound Moleskine notebook with a free hotel pen!
He could tell at once that this luncheon’s company would be quite dull, which was always exciting.
You may have noticed by now I’ve not typed a single word in over three hours. Don’t be alarmed. It’s all part of the process.
Goes without saying, but no rhyming means no sonnets. I don't care if Shakespeare wrote 154 sonnets; you will be writing zero in this truck.
It’s the story of one man’s life of tears and anguish, obscured by a drawn-on smile and a perennial cloud of dirt.