I Was Told This Was a Dog-Friendly Office
Giving up remote work to spend five days in-office was softened knowing that I could have my dogs out, unleashed and uninhibited, just like at home.
Tag: Office
We’re Skeleton Minions, and We’re Tired of Our Necromancer Boss Working Us to the Bone
Xarkax denied us our pre-scheduled lunch break, citing breaching the castle walls as the main priority. Just because we do not have the biological need to eat does not mean we do not appreciate an allotted time to socialize.
I Do My Best Thinking in the Shower—So I Moved My Desk Into It
And nothing says “you’re in a safe space” like warm water, the hum of the exhaust fan, and my decrepit bottles of Selsun Blue Medicated Maximum Strength Anti-Dandruff Shampoo.
A Stress-Free, Worry-Free Carriage Ride
No one from the board of directors or human resources can accuse me of gross negligence while I’m taking a peaceful carriage ride.
Gentle Parenting Techniques for Adults in the Workplace
Big feelings are really normal when you spend so much time investigating stakeholder demographics.
Our Recent Corporate Bankruptcy Explained by the Notes I, the CEO, Left Around the Break Room Refrigerator
Third Post-it, covering Doris completely: “This company will not succeed if I’m not allowed to operate at peak performance.”
I Am the Job Applicant Who Got Hired Over You
I meet all the requirements for the job, most of which are not listed in the job posting.
An Introduction to Cubicles & Corporations: The Tabletop Role-Playing Game Your Dungeons & Dragons Characters Play
How will you endure the ancient ritual of the Office Birthday—standing motionless while colleagues sing at you and maintain eye contact?
I Have to Fire Our Project Manager on the Same Day He Brought His Dog Into the Office
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a precious lil pup? Yes you are! Yes you are! Hmm, oh, yes, Mark, hello. Sorry, I was just saying hi to your dog Pepper.
Group Zoom Word Problems
What is the probability that at least one participant is both caffeinated and chatty?
An Intervention for the NPR Tiny Desk
Lately you’ve become… extremely cluttered. And not in a quirky, millennial-bookstore way.
Currently Seeking Workplace Crush
We are an innovative industry leader that thrives on teamwork, dedication, and low-key sexual energy.