Five Places You Will Definitely Drive This SUV, According to the Commercials
This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday.
This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday.
When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.
The nine-to-five can be a grind, so if I’m not attempting to boost morale by blaring high-pitched ditties at every opportunity, then what use am I?
At what point did you realize the graphic I was drawing bore a loose resemblance to male genitalia? Please complete the following sentence: "After I drew _____."
Not enough soda // A side dish that inexplicably calls for three sticks of cream cheese
I heard you call me a weenie under your breath and that makes it hard for me to focus. Could we all agree to put a moratorium on the word weenie?
I threw out my back yesterday and can’t even move today. I’m going to need to take a sick day. (Translation: My cat is sleeping on my lap)
You: Is there a financial component? Boss: Who needs money when you have the love of a decorated lump of minerals?
Apathy doesn’t gel with our mission of making dogs better-looking with the transformative power of AI.
I have to defend the rich, so that in a theoretical future where I become ultra-wealthy, I can benefit the same way they do now.
Paper Clips (Smooth Finish): You know the best jazz bars. Your turntable was designed by a Nasa engineer. You run marathons but don’t appear to sweat.