I am partially responsible for the continued shrinking of the middle class and growing wage gap among workers. I am sick about it.
Meg’s going to spend waaay too much time giving you unnecessary exposition about the morning of said funny story.
But if we were to bring about authentic disruption and long-lasting change, we needed to diversify our core team.
It’s not a big deal, even though it kind of is. No problem if not.
For urgent matters, please reach out to Gary Dilworth, who will bombard me with angry texts in all caps until I respond.
I was making lemon history while all those other chuds were clogging up the marketplace of ideas with lemonade.
What is the point of having a job, really, if I can’t subject everyone I work with to deal with the afternoon odors of the nasty lunches I eat?
If in doubt, release a canary (oh, you should bring a canary) into a ventilation shaft and observe it carefully.
We hope this message finds you and your loved ones healthy and safe. (We hope you have other things going for you, like parents with substantial savings.)
The clients’ voicemails were mistakenly deleted, as the functions of the different button thingies had been forgotten.
Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”
I knew the moment Brad's Gucci loafer crossed the threshold of the antique store, that my time had run out.