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Someone in the room is acting as a leader, and no one is having it

THE BOSS: This is your BOSS. It’s in all caps, because he (it’s a man, always a man) wants you to be clear that he is your BOSS.

The job description mentioned “complimentary fruit." Could you please elaborate? As in, what fruit are we talking about?

Don’t end up on a hilarious, reality prank show like "Milk or Sumo!"

I just thought it would be fun to spice things up this time—literally in the case of that ominously bubbling aluminum tray at the end of the row!

“Thanks for taking the time to meet.” Alright, I see. I took the time to meet. I did you a favor, huh.

We are especially pleased to announce that one of our program participants was named one of “30 Under 30 Feet of Water.” (Best of luck, Bubbles!)

We regret to inform you we won't be able to offer you a position at this time. We'll always wonder what could have been.

If you care deeply about results and have at least four buddies named Tyler, we can’t wait to meet you.

I end every email with “cheers.” My keys are on a carabiner attached to my belt. I call Easter “Zombie Jesus day.”

Please do not straddle the beast unless you have experience wielding crotch rockets of NASA caliber.

Although, if I’m honest, Amanda has horrible email etiquette. One time she shared her screen during a meeting and I saw 12,000 unread emails.