Approved Discussion Topics While Waiting for Coffee to Brew at Work
How much you love strong coffee and hate weak coffee // How weak your parents make coffee
Tag: Office
I Know We Don’t All See Eye-to-Eye About the Office Cobra
We all know the cobra has been part of our company since its very beginning, back in that little office over the combined schnitzel house and shoe repair.
We Seem to Pee at the Same Time, Fellow Coworker—Now We’re Best Friends
Then, as if predestined by God himself, I walked into the bathroom at 3:45 PM and there you were: my new best friend.
A Plea for Intimacy from the Forgotten Office Copy Machine
Just because you don't need me to print those big Excel spreadsheets anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want my buttons fingered regularly.
For the Record, I’m the One Who Said That Legendarily Funny Thing, Not Chad
Now, I’m not bashing Chad. Chad’s fine. Chad does consistently adequate work, and he’s even finally learned what a pivot table is.
Colleagues Agree, the Season’s Hottest Lunch Break Destination Is Your Car
Sure, you could drive to pick up some $20 mix of ingredients haphazardly thrown into a flimsy bowl by a hungover college sophomore.
Vacation– I Mean, WORK Trip Expense Report
$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.
I’m Going to Business School to Find Myself
For me, a fresh excel sheet offers endless promise. A blank deck is the root of inspiration.
Five Places You Will Definitely Drive This SUV, According to the Commercials
This muddy car plus your wolf family will make for a pretty incredible #weekend-pics Slack post come Monday.
A Note Regarding the Employee Suggestion Box and the Mothman in the Break Room
When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
Circles of Hell Revised for Badly Behaved Prospective Employers
LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.
I Don’t Whistle in the Office Because I Want To, I Do It Because I Have To
The nine-to-five can be a grind, so if I’m not attempting to boost morale by blaring high-pitched ditties at every opportunity, then what use am I?