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I'll have just spent $150 to have a breakdown when I could have done that for free, in my apartment, with ice cream.

Reading this book is your white whale, and avoiding spoilers is the rope wrapped around your neck, just like at the end of Moby Dick.

Basically this show is the plot of Guys and Dolls but, inexplicably, there is also one random guy on stage who keeps insulting Derek Jeter.

The study ended after the cone of peach ripple divorced its husband on the grounds that he was having an affair with a strawberry cheesecake.

There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.

Remind yourself that you don’t even like Aperol that much and that everyone who says they do is probably lying, at least a little.

10-4: Truckers believe that it is bad luck to say the number 40 because this was the number of years the Israelites wandered in the desert.

Since Pink Eye is usually thought of as a children’s illness, there is a level of grossness that comes with admitting you have it.

THE BOSS: This is your BOSS. It’s in all caps, because he (it’s a man, always a man) wants you to be clear that he is your BOSS.

The Owner of My Once-Beloved Bodega: He’ll call her Boss in the same velvety tone that once stilled my heart.

Bar Harbor, Maine: Honk if you love pine trees! So chic, so luxe, so full of rose-soaked French fries and whoopie pies for the stealing.

Instead of focusing on what the driver hit (a tree), or nearly hit (another tree), remember to notice the things they didn’t hit.