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10 Ways Creating a Numbered List Will Help You Feel like You Can Bring Meaning and Organization to This Chaotic, Random World
2. It’s predictable. Wow, 2 came after 1. Just like you expected. It’s dangerous to take anything for granted these days, but that felt pretty good.
Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.
Podcasting: In your 2 AM hunt for distraction, you stumble on a fun fact. Did you know that platypuses are blue and green under ultraviolet light?
You’re invited to a three-year-old’s birthday party where parents are—for some inexplicable reason—expected to join their children on the trampoline.
Does he keep dropping hints about a dark backstory? Everyone knows that the hottest men are deeply traumatized by their pasts.
How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.
In the hours leading up to the heist, the vault-code-deciphering guy walked around complaining about the high pollen count.
2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.
Whoever wins announces total dominion over all of humanity and also, they get to go first the next round.
Slang names for pickleball include lazy tennis, geriatric badminton, and "a weak excuse to drink Gatorade."
Our previous policy of zero in-office hawk attacks has been slightly adjusted to a new policy of many hawk attacks.