How to Protect Your Stadiums from the Swarm of Sports Fans Emerging after 16 Months
Badly behaving sports fans (A.K.A. “Brood W”) have exploded in population due to their inability to behave in public after their long hibernation.
Tag: Guides and Listicles
FAQ for Our Totally Empowering, Body Positive, Size-Inclusive Swimwear Line
Q: Your website says that you’re size inclusive, but you only go up to size L. Are you out of stock of larger sizes?
Other Basketball Movies Being Remade as Less Horny
Above The Rim: No one gets a scholarship to Georgetown, where many hookups can take place, because the grounds have been converted to a WeWork space.
McDonald’s Menu Items Ranked by How Effective They Were at Giving Me the Nutrients I Needed to Break into Ronald McDonald’s Mansion and Try On His Clothes
A 30-Inch Footprint That I Touched and Then Tasted So I Could Begin Tracking Ronald: Without it, I wouldn’t have been able to murmur, “He’s near…”
Six Reasons for the Fall of the Ottoman Empire (Number 4 May Surprise You!)
Capital Confusion: Throughout its history, the “Naughty Otty Empire” had FIVE capitals: Söğüt, Nicea, Bursa, Adrianople, and Constantinople.
Niccolò Machiavelli Reviews Children’s Books
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
I Am the Sticky Brown Kitchen Cabinets and All the Other Bad Choices Landlords Make with Their Rental Properties
Not only are my kitchen cabinets sticky and brown, but they contain condos for giant cockroaches who never pay HOA dues.
Rating the Jobs That LinkedIn Thinks I Can Do
Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?
Advice to Bill Gates from One Divorced Man to Another
If you're like me, I imagine Melinda blindsided you with some out-of-no-where comment about how you’re “constantly projecting yourself onto other people.”
Five Stages of Grief for Struggling Writers
You know what I think? They didn't get it... Yes, they just didn't get it. They let a masterpiece slip away, right under their nose.
8 Reboots That Literally Ruined Your Childhood and Also, Your Half of the Rent Is Due
Childhood = Ruined! Kind of like our trust with our landlord if we don’t get that rent in on time.
Your Horoscope as Told by Shakespeare’s Heroes
Taurus--Titus Andronicus: You are determined and reliable, which will pay off over the years as you climb the career ladder.