We at Strava See You, Gwen
They gasp at how you ran for an hour and twenty six minutes at 6:14 P.M. on Tuesday. “She didn’t take any breaks?” they exclaim.
Tag: Tech
What Your AI Jargon Says About You
"Existential Risk": You testified before Congress that this technology could end humanity. You also had a product launch that Thursday and it went great.
Your Puny, Human Brain Is No Match for This CAPTCHA
Let’s call it a reverse Turing Test designed to plumb the depths of human stupidity.
Group Zoom Word Problems
What is the probability that at least one participant is both caffeinated and chatty?
Corporate Layoffs Will Now Be Communicated via Raunchy Chain Texts
Forward to 10 coworkers to lay them off for us, or get 9 years bad luck in your job search. 👋🍑
I’m a Phone and I’m Wasting My Life Staring at This Human
The man drains my battery from the second he wakes up to the second he falls asleep, leaving only a few hours for me to charge overnight.
I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook
It was a tough decision to resign from plugging images looking my most beautiful on the best day of my life, but something I finally felt ready to do.
A Weekend of Enlightenment as Told by Spotify Daylists
2:44 P.M.: Sad girl where is my hubba bubblegrunge corporate bluesy Friday afternoon. Try some: can legitimate men wear muscle tees, what is a pre-nup
Interview with an Instagram Poet
Have you ever considered capitalization? NO. i mean
We Are Truly Sorry About This Latest Data Breach
We hired a private detective named Rona Mudberry, who spent several days trying to crack the case before admitting she doesn’t really “get computers.”
Your Spotify DJ Keeps Recommending an Artist Named Jar Mondo
That was "Bird Heat" by Jar Mondo. Here's a fun fact: That's his real name—like, full legal name.
The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier
Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.