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Good. Don’t click the link. Now, a wild badger climbs through the break room window and makes a beeline for your unguarded computer.

Due to an unexpected internal error, Micro haft Word i pre ently unable to di play the letter " ."

I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?

You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.

We've also installed security protocols to prevent you from divulging sensitive personal issues at work parties.

💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.

No capital letters? Might as well post your Social Security number.

I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.

Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.

We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.

Well, who's got two bruised fists and thumbs and is offering you their services? That's right—me.