So magical are they, that if you purchase them now, by tomorrow they’ll be worth thousands, perhaps even millions of dollars!
And so I asked Conqueror if he was a new Uber driver, and he said unto me, "As a matter of fact, this is my first day driving."
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
You spent 49 hours listening to our ear-piercing message alert sound…
You sit down with a macchiato to check Instagram, so you go to join the Wifi, and instead of a clever name, you find yourself logging on to "ATT117x"?
High school locker combination [-1.2 MB] I deleted my entire high school experience in 2016. Missed this somehow. Move to trash.
Now would be a good time to use the restroom. You should also gather your family and pets and turn off any stove burners.
Responsibilities: - Operate a Nikon “Coolpix” digital camera from 2009 - Set up and execute photoshoots from the back of a speeding moped
I always misplace the Post-it where you jotted down my password, leading me to wildly click around until something happens.
We realize it’s atypical to ban someone who hasn’t violated our Terms of Service, we strongly believe that your personality and general vibe justify an exception.
Fennel: The least soluble kid in her grade. A boss baby who doesn’t care about boys or cornbread.
Don’t use the names of people you know, such as your husband---whose disappearance 12 years ago was a tragic accident you’re still really sad about.