I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook
It was a tough decision to resign from plugging images looking my most beautiful on the best day of my life, but something I finally felt ready to do.
Tag: Tech
A Weekend of Enlightenment as Told by Spotify Daylists
2:44 P.M.: Sad girl where is my hubba bubblegrunge corporate bluesy Friday afternoon. Try some: can legitimate men wear muscle tees, what is a pre-nup
Interview with an Instagram Poet
Have you ever considered capitalization? NO. i mean
We Are Truly Sorry About This Latest Data Breach
We hired a private detective named Rona Mudberry, who spent several days trying to crack the case before admitting she doesn’t really “get computers.”
Your Spotify DJ Keeps Recommending an Artist Named Jar Mondo
That was "Bird Heat" by Jar Mondo. Here's a fun fact: That's his real name—like, full legal name.
The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier
Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.
Job Posting: Zoom Meeting Recording Archive Technician (Sept 3, 2078, Human Role)
Daily tasks include confirming server uptime, dusting intake fans, and fighting off rogue bots as moral sentience emerges.
Ten Signs You’ve Got Brain Rot This Summer, and One Sign You Should Just Lie Down in the Grass and Let the Ants Take You
You’ve started narrating your own life in the cadence of a TikTok slideshow.
As the Inventor of Password Requirements, I’m Sick of Your Bitching
“pizzalover99” is a drooling stoner. “PizzaLover99” is a mensch who commands respect in the boardroom, even with his fly down.
Congratulations, Your AI-Powered Surgery Was Mostly a Success!
Your first question, of course, must be, "Did we get the appendix out?" Yes. Most of it. Eventually.
The Rules of Modern Phone Etiquette, by a Totally Healthy Introvert
Don’t Leave a Voicemail: Voicemails are a dusty artifact from the days before text messaging.
Re: Suck It, Boss. I Just Became a Crypto Millionaire!
Also, I was just joking when I said in my initial email that I would fold the report into a paper airplane and dart it at your bulbous ass.