The Rules of Modern Phone Etiquette, by a Totally Healthy Introvert
Don’t Leave a Voicemail: Voicemails are a dusty artifact from the days before text messaging.
Don’t Leave a Voicemail: Voicemails are a dusty artifact from the days before text messaging.
Also, I was just joking when I said in my initial email that I would fold the report into a paper airplane and dart it at your bulbous ass.
I still don’t even really know what an em dash is. Or care to know for that matter.
First, remember what you named the file. “Invention idea: the wheel”? “Wheel stuff”? “Wheel deets”? Maybe just “wheel”?
These here are magic coins that live inside yer lightning box, protected by some new-fangled doohickey called a “blockchain.”
For the first time in 1,500 years, the world’s most iconic board game is getting an update, thanks to the new subscription-based platform, Chess+™
Here at CigKings, our company philosophy is simple: we give away large sums of money out of the goodness of our hearts.
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
However, I’m 86% certain that Fitzgerald never references a “$5 chicken meal deal from the McValue Menu,” right?
It’s been 34 minutes since my last message, and you haven’t jumped on the chance to implement BRAINDRAIN to help your organization.
Instead of opening and deleting messages as he received them, User #119182 has kept every email he has received since creating his account in 2009.
I read a novella, and then I read a novel, and then I wrote a novel, and then I got it published.