You never know what kind of connections you’ll make. One of these people could be your ex-boyfriend or your current physical therapist.
Better to be in a state of terrified anxiety that your autopilot could end your life at any moment.
Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are celebrating their Connection Anniversary at The Capulet Family Tomb.
I need a place to get a present for a five-year-old who loves snakes. Any recommendations for something yellow that is slime but not slime?
Can anybody claim you as a dependent? Would you like somebody to claim you as a dependent? Would you like a kind, older couple to adopt you?
Good. Don’t click the link. Now, a wild badger climbs through the break room window and makes a beeline for your unguarded computer.
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I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
We've also installed security protocols to prevent you from divulging sensitive personal issues at work parties.
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Press the Star Key at Any Time for a Complete List of Absolutely Everything You Can Expect Us to Do for You Lazy Bastards
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.