Louisville

Nathaniel Brown is a humor writer and stand-up comedian based in Louisville with his wife, dog, and tortoise. His work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Slackjaw, The Daily Drunk, and others.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

Learning how to pick locks has really opened up a lot of doors for me.

— Nathaniel Brown

It’s crazy how divided this world has become since Pangea.

— Nathaniel Brown

I’m built different. Worse.

— Nathaniel Brown

I’m vegan which means when I go out to eat with my family I get something with tofu instead of the respect of my grandfather.

— Nathaniel Brown

The Olympics are kinda cute. It’s just one country saying, “Do you guys wanna come over and play some games?”

— Nathaniel Brown

“Respect adults” was probably the weirdest rule we were given as kids, knowing what I now know about adults.

— Nathaniel Brown

I would do anything to be a morning person except effectively manage my time.

— Nathaniel Brown

Explaining the symbols on a map is the stuff of legends.

— Nathaniel Brown

You know what’s weird? The misspelling of wired.

— Nathaniel Brown
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