Your Honor, Have You Heard of the Mandela Effect?
You can’t convict me for something a parallel universe version of myself did.
Comedy Writing
How to Appropriately Move the Goalposts on Your 2020 Resolutions
A guide to retroactively adjusting your 2020 New Year’s resolutions so you don’t feel quite so unaccomplished.
I, the Kid Who Always Slept Through Your Freshman English Class, Would Like to Connect on LinkedIn
Who better to speak to my abilities than someone who was around me during my formative years, which I spent using Romeo and Juliet as a pillow?
The Orb in the Woods Kids
The orb seemed pretty observant, too, so no doubt everyone’s unique powers would shed new light on their natural strengths and underlying weaknesses.