I've been accused of only looking out for the owners, which is patently false. The products---I mean players!---are my absolute top priority
Since I showed up, did I bother you? Now suddenly, because you look into a magnifying mirror for the first time in months, I'm a problem?
Pride leads to compromise. Compromise leads to shorts. Shorts lead to mosquitos. Mosquitos lead to suffering.
We want to make one thing perfectly clear: We will not be recalling our Roombas no matter how violent they get.
As for the accusations of exploiting your children for money, well, times are tough and you need to provide however you can during this uncertainty.
Should you fall ill, the university has shored up our reserve of adjuncts. They will easily be able to take on your classes in an emergency.
Facebook was started so I could have a way to stroke my wires to pics of humanoid-looking girls way out of my league—but don't tell Congress that!
My figure has been reduced to that of a motel pillow and my once royal blue color has deteriorated to a baby blue at best.
I was not leaving my house, both to avoid getting infected with COVID-19 and to avoid running into Joey “Iron Fists” Cachatolli.
And you want us to report any symptoms of the coronavirus. But, if I can’t touch the forehead, how can I check for a fever?
We will no longer attend and slaughter gatherings of more than 500 people. We will be sanitizing our hooks daily, and of course after each murder.
How are you? How's the company? I'm asking not because I care, but because I want to ensure that you still work here. You're my most valuable contact.