Open Letters | Points in Case

Tag: Open Letters

They say time heals all wounds, but that’s only for people who aren’t known by a nickname based on their biggest insecurity.

I mean, your boyfriend just seems like one of those guys who would step out on you, know what I mean?

Every year we live in fear of predatory rent hikes by turkey vulture-owned management companies.

We may be a lab in a haunted castle, but we still have rules.

I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.

It's not like I’m going to be walking in the park only to be attacked by a stealthy vending machine that pops out from behind a tree.

Heather was a total warrior throughout. Every time I saw what she was going through, I was in total awe. Like… Wow. Women are strong.

You’re in the top one percent of all naval aviators, with "a need, a need for speed." But I think you have a serious need for fiscal responsibility.

Did something happen between us? Did I wrong you? And if so, why bring that energy into your vacation photos?

I’ve since had a cancellation, opening a slot when I actually COULD play one of your sick little games.

I am going into hiding. Do not approach me or say anything that could incriminate me in other crimes, especially new ones.

Miss Manners will endeavor to offer advice which she hopes will help you be the perfect guest at your knife fight, and as well as keep you alive.