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From what Eric told me before his cell phone cut out, these bottles are entirely worth the extra eight months of R&D.

This new hire, a human-in-training or “cute smushy baby," has been rude, selfish, and has made zero meaningful contributions to the company.

Subsidies of children in wells: Kids aren’t placing themselves in imminent danger far from the attention of their parents/guardians anymore.

We appreciate you're probably busy. And trust us, we're normally never this needy in ransoms.

I’ve workshopped names like Gale Force, Itsa Scorcher, Summer Day, or if you just want to throw all subtlety out the window, Cloud Precipitation.

Little did I know then that I would soon join the ranks of those with no hope of escaping or being opened even in the slightest manner.

It's a dog park, not Jurassic Park. Find somewhere else for your infernal Dogasaurus rex to run amok.

Uranus: It’s a planet, but you don’t have to mention every last one. Say, “Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, Neptune, Mercury, Mars, and so on.”

And no matter what you, other teachers, or the PTA may say, this has nothing to do with my film's complete rejection from festivals nationwide.

It’s not like I expected you to use me every meal. You can’t have basil all the time, I get it. I’ll be here when you need me, I said.

You grabbed your coffee cup and some knick-knacks and left me. Do you know what it’s like to get passed over for a Funko Pop toy?

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