There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.
Rosie is a writer, teacher, and arts administrator in Chicago. She worked for The Second City for over a decade and is an Ensemble Member of Shattered Globe Theatre. Her satirical work has been published online and in print, and she has created educational, marketing, and dramaturgical content for theatres across the country. If we were playing Two Truths and Lie right now, her three answers might be "I was a missing person in West Virginia once", "I had major surgery last summer", and "my favorite color is orange".