Defunct Pro Baseball Team Names or Common Sightings in the Hamptons?
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
Shipbuilders? Fishermen? Coal Barons? Seals? Furniture Makers?
I know your coach said it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Your coach has obviously never been up to his asshole in debt for betting on collegiate air hockey.
"you’re a shooting star" -- This needs context. Most players do shoot at some point during the game. But not many are true stars.
I offered to go back into the ring and pretend to get knocked out, but it was too late, especially since I had already taken my shoes and socks off.
After my performance last Saturday, I cannot in good conscience accept this participation ribbon.
See, right there, when A.J. Brown caught that deep ball! Did you feel that? That can’t be healthy.
I like to say we should glorify God in everything we do, but is it really “glorifying” the Lord when you’re sucking major ass in the dodgeball arena?
Lou had the t-shirt cannon, we made hard eye contact, and then he shoots the cannon in the complete opposite direction.
Throwing out the ceremonial sea lion is actor Brendan Fraser, who starred in "The Whale" and has been known to compete in yacht tipping competitions himself.
Mr. Jensen has not won eight gold medals in curling. In fact, it’s unclear whether or not Mr. Jensen has even seen curling before.
Later I realized the pins shouldn’t have had an extended death sequence where they struggle on the ground pleading for their life.
It’s not all caviar and champagne; just some of it--like 40 percent. SHUT UP! Don’t speak. I have a lot to say.