The Secret to That Great New York Pizza Is…
Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.
Tag: Sports
There’s Nothing in the Rulebook That Says a Man Can’t Play in an All-Dog Basketball League
It all started last week when I dropped off Coco at the rec center for practice. As I was leaving, the ball rolled in my direction.
I Took Sun Tzu to an NBA Game
I know you are all about fighting with honor, much in the same way the NBA is all about the integrity of the game.
As a Mother of Three Who Loves All of Her Children Equally, I’m Excited to Unveil My Updated Power Rankings
I’ve developed a ranking system reducing their performance into a simple number: Progeny Plus-Minus (PPM).
Prop Bet Ideas from Someone Who Got Their Hand Stuck in the Toilet at Last Year’s Super Bowl Party
Will everyone agree that getting your hand stuck in the toilet actually a really common occurrence?
How I Built 22 Streams of Passive Income by Blackmailing the Starting Lineup of the Philadelphia Eagles
One photo of Jalen Hurts missing a three-foot putt on the practice green or Lane Johnson’s AOL screen name from 2007 can be enough to set you up for months.
I’m Growing My Playoff Beard for These Non-Sports Reasons
- The Great British Baking Show - Potty training the puppy - Finding a spot during alternate-side parking
My Brother-in-Law’s Proctologist’s Sister’s Second Husband’s Stepdaughter’s Cousin Has Five D1 Offers for Volleyball!
My kids? They’re doing all right. My boy’s a pediatric surgeon. My daughter does something with Alzheimer’s, I'm not sure.
So Your Three-Year-Old Is a Masshole
Kayley blows past two seniors on recumbent trikes, yelling, “Get off the Pike, ya shitheads! This lane’s fa passin’!”
I’m Excited to Join Your Run Club for All the Right Reasons
I don’t expect to meet anyone by joining your Club, but I wouldn’t be upset if someone asked about me. Has anyone asked about me yet?
Meet the Main Characters at the Starting Line of Your Local Half Marathon
The Working Mother of Three: She wakes up at 4:30 AM so that she can squeeze in a ten-miler before taking her kids to school and arriving at the office.
Lesser-Known Swimming Pool Games Named After Famous Explorers
“Christopher Columbus” sees players arriving at someone else's pool, murdering those swimmers, and then claiming that the pool now belongs to them.