Dan Fitzpatrick | Points in Case

Dan Fitzpatrick is a New York City comic and writer. Dan first cut his teeth in the Boston comedy scene, and later moved to New York in 2015, where he produces Divine Comedy. His offbeat observations and cutting wit have made him a favorite of audiences all over the East Coast. He has worked as a writer/producer for A&E, History, and Lifetime. His writing also regularly appears in The National Lampoon, Above Average, and Splitsider, and he starred in a Drunk History video that was featured on Comedy Central's website.

Comedy Writing

How to Parallel Park While Barely Clinging to Your Masculinity

Would you look at that… So typical of a Lexus to take up as much room as humanly possible. Total road hog.

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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April 20, 2022

Dad in a restaurant at the table with his family

A Hip Dad’s Guide to Befriending the Server

The main responsibility of any dad in a restaurant is to spout off a consistent stream of comedy gold. So many antics!

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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October 10, 2019

Ransom Note From a Kidnapper Who Just Took a Creative Writing Class

We stormed into your backyard like Viking hordes, and heaved your precious boy into a burlap sack, the rough fibers scratching his tousled hair.

by Dan Fitzpatrick
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April 28, 2019