Movies and TV

Tag: Movies and TV

Name: Dick Van Dyke Species: Jerk Physical Appearance: Tall and rude. Personality: Straight white man.

It is May 10, 2008. I am nine years old. I purchase the book Frindle from Hastings Entertainment Store. My mind grows fat off its teachings.

I nearly turned it off three times. But if you just stick with it for episode two... that’s the juicy part.

Soon, I’ll have to decide which to marry. For now, we do a lot of courtship. One of them might stare at me, and I stare back.

Lower back pain that sets in after approximately half an hour of immobility.

Conclave: Based on the summary that my childless friend gave while dropping off a tray of lasagna, I found this story unnecessarily hard to follow.

No one warned me about grappling hook elbow after the age of 25--now my physical therapist owns a foreclosed volcano lair thanks to it.

Did I immediately quit my job since I don’t have the PTO? Sure. But there are no guarantees in this life.

We’ve become one of those vanilla, mass-produced corporate couples we never wanted to be. Our relationship is nothing more than a light-hearted romp.

I AM IN AWE of how you pushed through your lower back pain and chronic prostatitis to get out the giant Rubbermaid containers of Lego.

First up, we’ve got That Email You Sent Your Boss Last Week Regarding Your Upcoming Time Off.

How come I could tell where everybody was in space? Did you mean for the shots to make me feel things?