A Day in the Life of a Teenager in 2003, as Imagined by The CW’s “One Tree Hill”
12:00 P.M.: School, I guess? Who knows.
Tag: Movies and TV
Reasons You Can’t Log Into Netflix Right Now
We noticed in your period tracking app that you’ve missed two months in a row, so we assume that you’re pregnant.
Oh Boy, My Favorite Celebrity Is on a Humiliation Ritual Press Tour
Call me desensitized, but the only thing that really keeps me tapped in for My Favorite Celebrity is to see them risk it all—day after day, for months on end.
Everyone in This Coffee Shop Is Having a Meet-Cute Except for Me
What makes the spills so frequent, the meets so cute? Is it the cheap, lopsided mugs?
The Ending of “Beauty and the Beast,” If Belle Wasn’t Into the Beast After His Transformation
“Oh. Well, I could try to grow a beard?” the Beast offers. “It’s just that it usually comes in kind of patchy."
Irish Blessings for the Oscars
May strategists be with you and bless you, May you see your children’s children become nepo babies.
I’m Reporting in a Baseball Cap So You Know This Storm Is Serious
This is my way of telling you at home, bald and not camera ready, that your safety means more to me than my hair.
Signs Your Mother-in-Law Is Transforming Into Gollum Upon Seeing Her First Grandbaby
When saying my precious, her vocal fry sends you into a murderous rage
Martin Scorsese Introduces the HGTV Dream Home
When we were imagining this house, I had an idea. A vision. I drew it on the back of an old napkin from the Copacabana. I called Steven, Spielberg.
I’m a Soft-Boiled Detective
I have a hunch: The killer might just need some space right now.
Am I Crazy for Thinking James Bond and I Shared Something Special in That Radioactive Volcano?
Sorry. This is awkward. We, uh, you know. On a raft? That was also a car? That you drove straight into the water?
An Obituary for the 90-Minute Movie
Cherished by all, the 90-minute movie entertained audiences with a well-told tale that did not require one clear an entire day to watch it.