At Pirate’s Landing Funeral Home, We’ll Treat You with the Dignity You Desaaarrrrve
We at Pirate’s Landing Funeral Home take a human-first approach to plannin’ a swashbucklin’ goodbye.
Erin is a comedian and writer based in New York whose work has been published in Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, and The Belladonna. When not writing, she can be found alienating friends, family, and coworkers with her karaoke choices. Find her on Twitter @Erin_Ross94.
We at Pirate’s Landing Funeral Home take a human-first approach to plannin’ a swashbucklin’ goodbye.
I leaned in super slowly for a kiss when… her freaking precocious daughter popped in so that we could taste the cookies she made.
- DIY ax throwing in the parking lot - Fish microwaving contest - Egging Janet in HR’s car (for charity)
I offered to shapeshift so that I look exactly like Kevin or even just wear a baseball cap if it would be helpful.