FALL Under The Spell Of The New York Blood Center’s Impending Autumn Drive. Ah-Ah-AH!
I’m so jealous of guys like you who can just sit at a table like this for hours and hours without literally moving a muscle—must be nice.
Please describe how you felt after reading the disclaimer, “You’re right—you are getting these ads more often than anyone else. Everyone knows this and is talking about it.”
Eaten an Oreo without twisting it open and gnawing out the cream; just bit right into that motherfucker.
You’re invited to a three-year-old’s birthday party where parents are—for some inexplicable reason—expected to join their children on the trampoline.
In the hours leading up to the heist, the vault-code-deciphering guy walked around complaining about the high pollen count.
Better to be in a state of terrified anxiety that your autopilot could end your life at any moment.
Rid thyself of toxins after a night of mirth and meade with Rejuvipure.
Dr. Pacini’s always been good, but now he’s got the best hygienists in the business. They’re a root canal dream team.
Add More Variety to Your Diet: You’ve either forgotten to eat or had eight meals today. Both count.
It's the second night that gets tricky. That's when the bats come.
Every time I tried to treat one, it would start freaking out and flapping its wings trying to fly away.