After Coming Down the Chimney, I Promise Not to Draw Your Feet While You Sleep
I’m best known as a benevolent holiday figure, I’m also a gifted anatomy artist and an expert at tiptoeing around houses without waking people up.
John is a writer and quasi-professional artist in Fort Collins, CO. He is very talented at losing winter accessories like hats and gloves. He gets fidgety and grouchy if he goes more than two days without a run because he was a border collie in a previous life. He laughs at his own jokes. Don't encourage him.
I’m best known as a benevolent holiday figure, I’m also a gifted anatomy artist and an expert at tiptoeing around houses without waking people up.
But I am not your enemy. I’m part of a much larger cosmic intelligence that knows what’s best for you.