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What’s your motive for second-guessing me every second of every day? Every week, we go through the same rigamarole.

Some people might ask, how long after modernism is it? A few hours? A few days?

Gallegory: Everything in a story represents something else, but only for the ladies. Men still have to read it literally.

Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.

I was wondering aloud if my hair looked hideous and ratty like an overstuffed wasp nest. I didn’t even think you heard my medium-quiet whisper!

My sticker is hilarious because instead of a normie cartoon of my nonexistent wife and darling children, I’ve got two big guns.

I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.

Pancakes?! Why not mashed potatoes? Who makes pancakes for dinner, especially Thanksgiving dinner?

Labor Day - Here’s what they won’t tell you about Karl Marx: He’s a daddy!

Our bar trivia is not—and I can’t stress this enough—fun. Think: the SATs. Think: your driver’s exam—the one you had to study for.

Dude, I cannot wait to get in there and silently appreciate the little fella. Let’s go!

This Santa is cloned from DNA from the original St. Nicholas, and raised in captivity in our North Pole mock-up.