Editors’ Picks | Page 3 | Points in Case

Tag: Editors’ Picks

I threw out my back yesterday and can’t even move today. I’m going to need to take a sick day. (Translation: My cat is sleeping on my lap)

Do you like charades? Well you’ll love it when my college acquaintance puts "Malcolm Gladwell" in the bowl for you to act out.

Please refrain from kicking the waxwork likeness of Canada’s first Prime Minister, Sir John A. Macdonald, between his legs.

I mean, surely five minutes have already passed since I started this internal monologue. Oh, it’s only been 30 seconds? Well.

How come I could tell where everybody was in space? Did you mean for the shots to make me feel things?

My house got robbed and my tree did nothing. In fact, I’m pretty sure it gave the burglars the alarm code.

We settled our feud with the local breeder, and will once again have nine living, breathing reindeer on site as in days of yore.

You submitted some of your favorite pieces that we published this year, including plastic bags, grapes, and an active volcano.

I called both my parents to tell them that I loved them, then I drove exactly 5 MPH above the speed limit to work.

Get this: he whispers to me. Secrets mostly, and sometimes the weather. Yeah, most people are really jazzed when I tell them.

Our Best of 2024 articles feature a Furby boyfriend, a leering train conductor, a pugnacious philosopher, a hip and out-of-shape dad, and more!

Apathy doesn’t gel with our mission of making dogs better-looking with the transformative power of AI.