Please Welcome Our Catholic School’s New Sex-Ed Teacher, Stephen King’s Carrie
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
Comedy writer based in the decrepit basement of the United States: Tampa, Florida.
She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
Mina, it's me Drac! 479 is the new 35! Please message me back. I’m going batshit crazy without you.
I spend most of my time trying to escape the room so I don’t have to listen, but the door is always closed.
Alright, let me check my phone. No response? That’s completely cool. I’ll just play with my dog for a little bit.
We want to make one thing perfectly clear: We will not be recalling our Roombas no matter how violent they get.
I thought long and hard about what kind of birthday message to send you. Then I waited for what seemed like decades to receive your reply.