- Providing an extra hand for “light as a feather stiff as a board” at your next sleepover - Watching your ex’s Instagram story and reporting on their whereabouts
Uh oh, you're back into the ol' overdraft - just two minutes after being paid. Thoughts and, of course, prayers, Emily.
When we envision our future together, we can’t see it unless the $175 egg separator we picked out in Crate & Barrel is there with us.
Want to boost your buying power? There’s a simple strategy you may have overlooked: lowering yourself in esteem, quality, or character to get money.
”Our food lies ahead and death stalks us from behind.” / “Free ice cream is the coal and I am the Choo-Choo.”
“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”
An Open Letter to the Receipt I Just Got at CVS That Is Inexplicably the Length of a Goddamn Jump Rope
Would you like your receipt via text, email, or Gordian Knot full of surveys and "Extrabucks" offers you can’t throw away fast enough?
Commercialize your downtime! Not needing to sleep is a HUGE advantage for you.
Like our CEO wrote in his “Daily Wake-Up” email, all of our cubicles can be temples of productivity.
I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.
What, you’re surprised? Remote lairs and underground redoubts do not pay for themselves.
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