I myself voraciously advocated for firings to appease investors after guaranteeing that quarterly revenue would increase by “infinity” dollars.
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To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
It’s So Hard to Break Out with an Independent Podcast That’s Just 45 Minutes of Dolphin Noises These Days
How can an outsider podcast hope to find an audience for its maritime squeaks, squawks, and screeches in such a crowded industry?
Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.
Well, who's got two bruised fists and thumbs and is offering you their services? That's right—me.
Setting up this stand in my backyard all those days ago, I never imagined the places we would go; we are now in the front yard.
- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third
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You know what they say: you can’t live in the past, when all of my achievements paled in comparison to yours.
John Chris: I am in my tenth year of overseeing the murder division at Clemsaw Capital. I would be happy to help current students in any way I can!
Walk out: Just leave en masse. Once you're a healthy distance away from me, there will be no one to support my Multi-Level Marketing Religion.
I didn’t help break into the Banco de España to see these delicious snacks I’ve generously prepared go to waste.