Introducing the New Chase Fiefdom Card
With this card, you will still enjoy the same tiers of service with our travel partners, but with updated levels of service to keep up with current trends in wealth disparity.
Tag: Money
A Day in the Life of a Woman Who Sorts by Price: High to Low
Time to move my body! Right now I’m super into Body by Hephaestus, which is power yoga while wearing a weighted tactical vest in a 140-degree room.
Man, That Bank Heist Really Went to Shit, Huh?
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.
I’m the Type of Rich Where You Don’t Know Where My Fridge Is—Sadly, Neither Do I
Don’t get me wrong, the being rich part is great. Unfortunately, my fridge blends into the kitchen’s design too well.
That’s Right, I Claimed the 9 Billion Living Probiotics in My Kombucha as Dependents on My Tax Return
If joint return, spouse’s first name and middle initial: N/A (I brew my own kombucha)
I Have to Fire Our Project Manager on the Same Day He Brought His Dog Into the Office
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a precious lil pup? Yes you are! Yes you are! Hmm, oh, yes, Mark, hello. Sorry, I was just saying hi to your dog Pepper.
It’s Possible Jay Gatsby Is Abusing GoFundMe
I urgently need your help after my latest extravagant shindig has left my estate in shambles. Look here, old sports.
What Your AI Jargon Says About You
"Existential Risk": You testified before Congress that this technology could end humanity. You also had a product launch that Thursday and it went great.
The Ways People Can Get Started with Online Slots
A clear, beginner-friendly breakdown of how online slots work, what features matter, and how to play thoughtfully without getting overwhelmed.
Prop Bet Ideas from Someone Who Got Their Hand Stuck in the Toilet at Last Year’s Super Bowl Party
Will everyone agree that getting your hand stuck in the toilet actually a really common occurrence?
We Are Truly Sorry About This Latest Data Breach
We hired a private detective named Rona Mudberry, who spent several days trying to crack the case before admitting she doesn’t really “get computers.”
Monthly Budgeting for Rent, Groceries, Savings, and 30 Big Nights Out
There’s a secret to eating well on a tight budget. That secret is to not do it.