I Suppose You’re All Wondering Why I’ve Gathered You Here
I learned that another billionaire you all despise was going to gather you for a similar dinner next week—and I one upped him!
I learned that another billionaire you all despise was going to gather you for a similar dinner next week—and I one upped him!
But I really need to keep my weekends free in case my brother gets the jet skis or NYT Cooking puts out a really bomb 12-hour stew.
I have to defend the rich, so that in a theoretical future where I become ultra-wealthy, I can benefit the same way they do now.
George Clooney here, I’m reaching out as a supporter of the Democratic party. Your time is valuable, so I’ll be blunt. We’re going to rob a casino.
Take it from me, the CEO who only has your best interests at heart: There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything
You think my child is a heinous sociopath because she killed your family cat? Ever heard of formaldehyde and Damien Hirst? It's called art.
I’m here to take away, bogeyman-style, all the excitement that you had when you walked into my small windowless office of torture.
But I remind Garret, for it is my duty, that an AMC Stubs subscription basically pays for itself.
Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”
Whenever the sincerity of my work is doubted, I always point to my author’s photo as evidence of a life lived.
It looks from your notes that you’d like a "colony of fire ants with the vengeance of a thousand suns."
Some people don't seem to understand how being a Beppo baby is such a big advantage in the industry.