I am so tired. So worn down. I don't want to fight this anymore. Please. Send me a bottle of Lavender Serenity, because it's time to give in.
While I try to have a thick skin about all this, I must admit it’s pretty disturbing when I hear a critic imply that I’m in some way morally culpable for the clients I choose.
Remember the true meaning of the holiday: Getting some $15 shit from Target and being done with it.
Apple pie is still on! Flour is in high demand and low availability, so we will have to make do with some sort of potato-based crust.
It’s Enrollment Time Again and Our Revised Health Insurance Plan Avoids Confusion by Not Paying for Anything
This year, those in last year’s Rhea Gold Plus Silver Less Pro will, for example, be in the Mango Outie plan that has colossally different benefits.
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.
Ordering things online and choosing in-store pickup rips an irreparable hole in space-time. The two cannot co-exist.
Do you need one that’s beefy enough to pull a livestock trailer if you decide to offer goat yoga at the staycation glampground you're planning?
That’s right, the book's value at auction is thirty dollars without the Babadook.
We offer employees (or Smash Testes Dummies as they’re known around here) a competitive salary of $2.50 an hour plus any tips!
Your comment was “Bite me.” Since you did not check any of the five action boxes we provided, we are not sure what action to take.
Iced lava. Coal brew. There Was Blood, A Long Time Ago. Dinosaur Smoothie. Tyrannosaurus rocks. Triceratopped off.