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- Painting the nails on your dominant hand - Helping bring all your groceries inside in one trip

If humans were meant to be comfortable, they would evolve like the AI technology powered by our abundant data centers.

Now there’s only 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 16 seconds left! Can’t you feel the gravity of this situation? Better get that CVV number quick!

Swallowing rage when friends complain about their company holiday parties

This idea is foolproof as long as a group of sleuthing teenagers and their crime-solving dog don’t get in my way.

It is no secret that our relationship is entirely transactional, but still, our story was romantic. I convinced myself that this was love.

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Money? Money? Money? Excuse me. Money? Money? Money? You. Give. Now. Money. Me.

But the more upsetting headlines I skim, the more likely it seems the dream of enjoying a career-best performance by Hugh Laurie is out of reach.

A New Ache: Jonah awoke one morning to find his feet had been possessed.

I fear both your and your golden retriever’s rejection. The gift receipt to the anthropomorphic hot dog chew toy is my only source of comfort.

His Hat Doesn’t Fit: When meeting with your accountant, you might not think to glance up at his purple top hat.