It’s just not something we care to do, because of our uncontrollable desire to own all of the boats and all of the cocaine.
The Trust Fund: You wanted to move to Ibiza but needed a job since your father expects you to take over the family business; you settle for Madrid.
Our previous policy of zero in-office hawk attacks has been slightly adjusted to a new policy of many hawk attacks.
1099-K, BB-8, WA-7, W-9?
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
Line a Plucky Supporting Character Might Say in a ’90s Movie About an Underdog Sports Team, or Lottery Slogan?
You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
I myself voraciously advocated for firings to appease investors after guaranteeing that quarterly revenue would increase by “infinity” dollars.
Press the Star Key at Any Time for a Complete List of Absolutely Everything You Can Expect Us to Do for You Lazy Bastards
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
It’s So Hard to Break Out with an Independent Podcast That’s Just 45 Minutes of Dolphin Noises These Days
How can an outsider podcast hope to find an audience for its maritime squeaks, squawks, and screeches in such a crowded industry?