We’d Love to Pay You More, But We’d Rather Spend It on Boats and Cocaine
It’s just not something we care to do, because of our uncontrollable desire to own all of the boats and all of the cocaine.
It’s just not something we care to do, because of our uncontrollable desire to own all of the boats and all of the cocaine.
The Trust Fund: You wanted to move to Ibiza but needed a job since your father expects you to take over the family business; you settle for Madrid.
Our previous policy of zero in-office hawk attacks has been slightly adjusted to a new policy of many hawk attacks.
I blew my advance on a fully-loaded Bugatti Veyron Linea Viviere (MSRP $2.3 million), as well as a series of bespoke leather shirts.
Now now, no need to be polite or offer to kiss my golden socks at all. I don’t like sycophants.
You can’t win if you don’t play. Don’t let the big one get away!
$9.99/month: Standard package for those living standard lives. Those living substandard lives will be overwhelmed.
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
I myself voraciously advocated for firings to appease investors after guaranteeing that quarterly revenue would increase by “infinity” dollars.
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How can an outsider podcast hope to find an audience for its maritime squeaks, squawks, and screeches in such a crowded industry?