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I was telling the other toddlers about how if they ever plan to retire, they’ll need real dough, not Play-Doh.

In this instance, the coyote was blasted through said wall following a violent explosion of his own devising.

Over at MEGOPharma we thought, why not repurpose this stuff to make some money?

Torture, salivating, aroused. Every second, a sheet of currency worth the amount of my student loans passes me.

Ope, watch your head there. Cam likes to go in feet-first, but I prefer lying on my side and sliding in with my hands like a walrus.

If your “Stubbornness” and “Performative Masculinity” traits are below a combined twelve, Joe will hire a CPA and the level should be a cakewalk.

We’re thinking of them, we’re discussing them, we’re writing them down, and yes, we will almost certainly be imposing them!

Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.

Did you receive Venmo payments from your ex (Handle @MattDereklol46) AFTER you broke up on July 23, 2021?

Our rubber chickens—and indeed our entire portfolio of goofs and gags—have lost their context. Dare I say, they are no longer funny.

5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.

So wait, I can’t meet with you/speak to you/copulate with you without a loyalty card? Unfortunately not!