Final Bill for Those Concert Tickets You Ordered Online
Service Charge USD $1.60 x 3 | Service Fee USD $2.30 x 3 | Self Service Fee USD $3.90 | Order Manufacturing Fee USD $4.75
Service Charge USD $1.60 x 3 | Service Fee USD $2.30 x 3 | Self Service Fee USD $3.90 | Order Manufacturing Fee USD $4.75
Why do Barenaked Ladies’ experienced lawyers continue sending me documents entitled “SLIP AND FALL LAWSUIT, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR BAND”?
Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.
The wool fibers prefer an east-to-west cross-breeze coming from a north- and south-facing window.
No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.
We wanted to let you know how deeply we were moved by your generous mandatory contribution. 30% of your base income… It was just what we wanted!
Eaten an Oreo without twisting it open and gnawing out the cream; just bit right into that motherfucker.
All mouth-blown, no helium balloon pumps allowed! And when I say “we,” I really mean just me.
We are here to serve scorn and derision, and able to discern the net worth of patrons with a half-second, contemptful glance.
12:30 PM, reads the Faberge Egg clock the CFO gifted me for having such a good PSAT score.
I nodded off for like two seconds and woke up to fresh ink stains on my fingers, and a notary public closing his briefcase and heading out the door.
28.5%: Waitstaff pleased the King by referring to him only as "my lord" or "my goodly liege."