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Ope, watch your head there. Cam likes to go in feet-first, but I prefer lying on my side and sliding in with my hands like a walrus.

If your “Stubbornness” and “Performative Masculinity” traits are below a combined twelve, Joe will hire a CPA and the level should be a cakewalk.

We’re thinking of them, we’re discussing them, we’re writing them down, and yes, we will almost certainly be imposing them!

Well, I bet you all felt pretty stupid a month later when we got divorced. You all are just wrong time after time.

Did you receive Venmo payments from your ex (Handle @MattDereklol46) AFTER you broke up on July 23, 2021?

Our rubber chickens—and indeed our entire portfolio of goofs and gags—have lost their context. Dare I say, they are no longer funny.

5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.

So wait, I can’t meet with you/speak to you/copulate with you without a loyalty card? Unfortunately not!

You only made $200 this week, yet you STILL let your friends drag you here?

Patients need to smash that so my bosses can track the popularity of this service, which will result in more financial support from our advertisers.

Instead of throwing your funds away on selfish pursuits, this new program ensures your precious headcanon stays intact.

They say your education is the one thing nobody can take away from you, but I implore you to do just that.