I, The Scarecrow from Oz, Would like to Return My Brain in Exchange for Canceling My Student Loan Debt
They say your education is the one thing nobody can take away from you, but I implore you to do just that.
They say your education is the one thing nobody can take away from you, but I implore you to do just that.
@JayGatsby: If getting rich off #Bitcoin is bootlegging then lock me up, old sport.
It might look like I have a pretty good gig, but don’t you think this is kind of fucked up?
You have family wealth and a car that turns into a plane, whereas I am $73,000 in debt with a degree in Applied Puzzles from Gotham University.
Here in Human Resources, we are consistently e-applauding each and every one of our hard-working, self-sacrificing rockstars.
If you ate all that, we’re astonished you are alive to read this notice. Your arteries must be as hard as bricks.
Keep all your pockets slick with oil. You can humiliate them further by saying, "What's the matter bud? Can't get a grip?"
Once the chardonnay finishes aging in early 2039, we need a little more labor out of you before your first check.
Any attempts to unionize will bounce you to the beginning of your shift at your second job driving for Uber, over and over again.
"Print out a prepaid shipping label." We’re aware there’s no logical reason for a partly-employed 24-year-old to have a printer.
Unfortunately, I do have to make a living. As it turns out, the only subject I’m really educated on—beyond punching things—is a dying industry.
How lucky are we to have a youngly Master of Business Administration as land-lord! Thou hast every right to levy rents from my labour.