Reese Cassard | Points in Case

Reese Cassard is a writer living and working in Baltimore. He loves it, really.

Comedy Writing

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New Words for Complex Emotions in the Age of Trump

Quitticisim (kwit-??siz?m): The paralyzing decision to either delete or refresh Twitter every thirty seconds.

by Reese Cassard
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September 26, 2019

basketball guys going up!

What Your NCAA Bracket Champion Says About You

Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.

by Reese Cassard
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March 20, 2019

welcome to the alphabet letter zone, chump

The Alphabet, Ranked

10. U: Used by moms in texts across the world. And candy hearts. And Prince. I love Prince. I would die 4 U.

by Reese Cassard
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February 5, 2019

Summer Vacation

What Did You Do This Summer?

You ran a marathon? Impressive! How was it? I bet. The first five are always the hardest, then you move on to Ironmans.

by Reese Cassard
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September 3, 2018