Lucy Walker | Points in Case

College Student. Editor for the Williams Haystack and founder of the Williams Needle satire publication

Comedy Writing

The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.

Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.

Forgot I ate three cans of soup (Tuscan white bean, if you were wondering) last night and also decided to get rid of my old tambourine collection.

Folks have been sending us questions about the meteor explosion, and we’re going to give you all the information you’ll need to get through this.

Support us at The Lincoln Project and our quest to return America to her former glory: killing poor people but with good manners.

A well-planned curriculum / Disposable teachers who can be replaced just in case / Pencils / 100% renewable eco-powered Mercedes buses