Politics

Tag: Politics

Our universe needs a leader who will fight for you, and I am confident I will be that leader.

It feels like "Diamond" David Lee Roth consulted a crystal ball and observed the world of 2026 before penning classics like "Drop Dead Legs."

- The Great British Baking Show - Potty training the puppy - Finding a spot during alternate-side parking

We've got a group of diner patrons who respect military service and don't shy away from saying what's on their mind. Want to know what they think?

It’s not your typical low-grade fever or boo-boo that goes away after your mom kisses it.

Pro: It can help people see transportation solutions beyond cars. Con: Hey, cars are people too.

After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.

As your mayor I promise to deal with the blights of this city: dozens of unfilled potholes, a lack of affordable housing, and obviously, Greg.

But please whisper these questions. I fell into this lion’s den at the zoo and the lions are sleeping. I want to keep it that way.

I took an “I Voted” sticker and slapped it on. The anti-participation trophy faction in the stands booed this profusely.

I have to defend the rich, so that in a theoretical future where I become ultra-wealthy, I can benefit the same way they do now.

George Clooney here, I’m reaching out as a supporter of the Democratic party. Your time is valuable, so I’ll be blunt. We’re going to rob a casino.