Finally, Some Representation for Virgins in Politics!
He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
He’ll make sure every American has access to basic libido killers, like subscriptions to the Criterion Channel and graphic tees that say “Mommy’s Little Gamer.”
Justice Is Blind follows Clarence Thomas in his delightfully romantic quest to find his new Billionaire Best Friend Forever.
- Let’s form our own special select committee - Please be my Majority Whip - We should move forward with a discharge petition
On the off chance that something goes wrong tonight, one bridesmaid is currently secured at an undisclosed location.
9:45 AM: “Talk to me,” I say, as I answer my phone.
It’s still early, but if the projections hold—and they should—Jimmy now sits comfortably at seven apples. Not a huge margin, but a significant one.
What Ben saw in Liz in line at Sweetgreen is what I see in America every single day.
All politicians want to have sex with Paul Rudd.
It’s pretty classic admin stuff. Answering the phone, filing documents, keeping a calendar, making appointments, refilling the Mayor’s water bowl.
Remember, you can always switch countries later, as long as the country you are switching to is not the USA.
As far as anyone here knows, we’re just one extremely handsome journalist and one extremely available woman sharing bruschetta.
We’re thinking of them, we’re discussing them, we’re writing them down, and yes, we will almost certainly be imposing them!