List: 15 Ways to Make the Filibuster More Painful
The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.
Tag: Politics
I’m Not a Bad Person, I’m a Performance Artist
You see, when I was fired from my job at Target for stealing money out of the register, it was actually a clever commentary on American capitalism.
List: Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly
The Hollywood Reporter – Horror: To Pelt Holy Weed Washington Post – Stashing Pot Now The New Yorker – Reek, Thy Owner
More Unabridged Readings with Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson
Wish your wedding day would never end? With Ron Johnson’s help, it almost won’t.
I Am Your Bachelor, and I Am Also Running to Be Your Governor
People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"
Heather Ossoff’s Son Just Got Elected to the Senate—Maybe You Should Give Him a Call Some Time, Honey!
Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.
Let Me Help You with That “Epoch Times” Crossword
Let’s start with an easy one…. ah, 3-down: “Leader of the cult kidnapping our children and poisoning our liberties.” "Obama." Boom!
List: The Driving Habits, Beliefs, and Politics of People Who Own Teslas
Raquel bought her Model Y with the money she made as a risk-taker and thought leader for a leading brand of performance-enhancing energy bars.
List: Cuomo’s COVID-Safe Reopening Plan Expanded to All 2021 State-Recognized Holidays
May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: IVs previously containing live-saving antivirals and convalescent plasmas will be replaced with frozen margaritas.
List: Tenant Security Deposit Deductions for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Item Removal Charge: 660 million expired, room temperature vaccine doses. Attached note: “SEND BACK. Already had virus!”
Russian Hackers Also Condemn the U.S. Government’s Weak Response to Their Recent Cyber Attack
Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.
List: “Reaching Across the Aisle to Better Ignore Your Base” Team-Building Itinerary
10:00 AM Icebreaker: Hot Potato – Toss the Responsibility of a Stimulus Package Back and Forth Without Letting It Touch the Ground or Help Anyone