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Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.

Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”

The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.

You see, when I was fired from my job at Target for stealing money out of the register, it was actually a clever commentary on American capitalism.

The Hollywood Reporter – Horror: To Pelt Holy Weed Washington Post – Stashing Pot Now The New Yorker – Reek, Thy Owner

People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"

Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.

Let’s start with an easy one…. ah, 3-down: “Leader of the cult kidnapping our children and poisoning our liberties.” "Obama." Boom!

Raquel bought her Model Y with the money she made as a risk-taker and thought leader for a leading brand of performance-enhancing energy bars.

May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: IVs previously containing live-saving antivirals and convalescent plasmas will be replaced with frozen margaritas.

Item Removal Charge: 660 million expired, room temperature vaccine doses. Attached note: “SEND BACK. Already had virus!”