List: Perfect Mother’s Day Gifts for— Oh God Mother’s Day Was Seven Months Ago
Gifts that’ll show her how much you love her, even though you’ve already been stuck inside together for two weeks! LOL.
Comedy Writing
Modern Retellings of Classic Thought Experiments
Schrödinger’s Everything: If you refuse to look at your bank balance, you are simultaneously broke and rich.
I Bought One Floral Dress and Now I’m Deep in the Clutches of a Pagan Cult
Our relationship was mutually beneficial: I gave him a son—Yngvar—and he told me my dress wasn’t “too Coachella.”