- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
- I accept that most people aren't as smart as me. - My inner resilience will help me carry on no matter what “scientists” say.
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Signs That Your Evangelical Christian Coworker Who Is Obsessed with Israel Wants to Discuss the Current Situation in the Middle East with You, a Jewish Person, But Is Unsure How to Bring It Up
Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”
The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.
You see, when I was fired from my job at Target for stealing money out of the register, it was actually a clever commentary on American capitalism.
Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly
The Hollywood Reporter – Horror: To Pelt Holy Weed Washington Post – Stashing Pot Now The New Yorker – Reek, Thy Owner
Wish your wedding day would never end? With Ron Johnson’s help, it almost won’t.
People have asked, "Braeden, how will you balance the immense responsibilities of being America's 57th Bachelor with running for the office?"
Heather Ossoff’s Son Just Got Elected to the Senate—Maybe You Should Give Him a Call Some Time, Honey!
Now, I know how you feel about your mother giving you tips, but honey: he has a lifetime salary and great health insurance.
Let’s start with an easy one…. ah, 3-down: “Leader of the cult kidnapping our children and poisoning our liberties.” "Obama." Boom!
Raquel bought her Model Y with the money she made as a risk-taker and thought leader for a leading brand of performance-enhancing energy bars.