We’re thinking of them, we’re discussing them, we’re writing them down, and yes, we will almost certainly be imposing them!
Cancel culture is holding back the next Great American Novel, groundbreaking works of political theory, and my Wednesday afternoon lunch.
I need your support to create an America where I, as President, never have to make direct eye-contact with any of you
What does democracy look like? This is what democracy looks like: it’s kind of pear-shaped.
Did You Know? "Stress Ball" is indirectly responsible for the death of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛!
An Open Letter to Adam McKay About My Own Script, a Heavy-Handed Allegory for the Iran-Contra Affair
There’s something else rapidly becoming the defining issue of our time: the 1985 Iran-Contra affair. And goddamn, I’ve written a movie about it.
I’ll scream your name as many times as you’d like, or, as a new feature, I’ll rip my shirt off to reveal another shirt with a picture of you screaming.
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.
This constituent definitely knows what she's talking about and in no way just copy-pasted talking points from an out-of-date email forward!
Original: Columbus routinely captured the people living there as slaves. Corrected: Columbus brought Western values to the New World.
They spent their golden years in the legislative branch. Why not let them spend their platinum years thinking they’re still there?
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.