An Open Letter to Adam McKay About My Own Script, a Heavy-Handed Allegory for the Iran-Contra Affair
There’s something else rapidly becoming the defining issue of our time: the 1985 Iran-Contra affair. And goddamn, I’ve written a movie about it.
There’s something else rapidly becoming the defining issue of our time: the 1985 Iran-Contra affair. And goddamn, I’ve written a movie about it.
I’ll scream your name as many times as you’d like, or, as a new feature, I’ll rip my shirt off to reveal another shirt with a picture of you screaming.
FirstName, I am appalled at how my Republican opponent, Landsley Thornbeck, has been representing Name of State.
This constituent definitely knows what she's talking about and in no way just copy-pasted talking points from an out-of-date email forward!
Original: Columbus routinely captured the people living there as slaves. Corrected: Columbus brought Western values to the New World.
They spent their golden years in the legislative branch. Why not let them spend their platinum years thinking they’re still there?
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
- I accept that most people aren't as smart as me. - My inner resilience will help me carry on no matter what “scientists” say.
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”
The “Calling Your Mom a Bitch” Filibuster – If 41 senators do this at least one time, the vote is delayed for a fortnight.
You see, when I was fired from my job at Target for stealing money out of the register, it was actually a clever commentary on American capitalism.