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Emily Zauzmer Los Angeles, CA

I'm a writers' assistant at "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" My work has appeared in Reductress, McSweeney's, and more humor sites. I was previously a writer for "Good Morning America."

Comedy Writing

A Maid of Honor Delivers the State of the Union

On the off chance that something goes wrong tonight, one bridesmaid is currently secured at an undisclosed location.

by Emily Zauzmer
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February 7, 2023

A Travel Ad for Venice, Italy’s Only City Modeled Entirely on a Las Vegas Resort

So utterly immersive, so totally believable, so deeply transporting that you just might think you are in Sin City.

by Emily Zauzmer
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February 8, 2022

A Discussion Guide for Couples Bickering Over Which Family’s Zoom Thanksgiving to Attend

Can you count on one family to arrive with cute Zoom backgrounds? Does the other family have a firmer grasp on how the “Mute” button works?

by Emily Zauzmer
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November 25, 2020

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Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day! It Was Built in Two, and We at Romulus & Remus Builders Can Do the Same for You

Have you been sculpting a triumphal arch, but can’t nail the reliefs? Are you hammering away at that sarcophagus, but the measurements are all off?

by Emily Zauzmer
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July 5, 2020

A Step-by-Step Guide to Choosing a Password That Fulfills Every Last Requirement

2. Passwords must contain the word that best describes how you feel about your parents’ 1993 divorce. Your selection: pizza2betrayal

by Emily Zauzmer
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May 21, 2020