Fellow Mobsters, I Am Changing My Email Address—but Not Because I Am Going into Witness Protection
I am going into hiding. Do not approach me or say anything that could incriminate me in other crimes, especially new ones.
Lincoln is a recently graduated stand-up and improv comic. He's based out of wherever his parents are living - which everyone is totally fine with...
I am going into hiding. Do not approach me or say anything that could incriminate me in other crimes, especially new ones.
I need your support to create an America where I, as President, never have to make direct eye-contact with any of you