Links from Instagram Posts

Jun 18

Your County’s Updated Re-Opening Plan

• by Adam Strawbridge

Jun 18

I Visited the Most Haunted Village in England

• by Sarah Totton

Jun 17

It’s Time to Break Some Rules and Re-Open Hogsmeade

• by Justin Avery Smith

Jun 17

NYC Department of Health Recommended Sex Positions for COVID-19

• by Jackson Weaver

Jun 17

How to Appear Woke While Improving Corporate Sales

• by Benjamin Alpert

Jun 16

Introduction to Disguising a Fart in Public

• by Brad Stennerson

Jun 16

Veiled Muslim Woman or Woman Wearing a Face Mask During a Pandemic?

• by Zia Ahmed

Jun 16

I’m Your Canned Vodka Soda Beverage and I Want You for Breakfast Too, Baby

• by Justine Hipsky

Jun 15

In These Difficult Times, Bank of America Is Here to Help You Pay Us the Money You Owe Us

• by Mike DeRosa

Jun 15

John McClane’s Recent Thoughts on Defunding the Police

• by David Cremins

Jun 15

My Four-Phase Plan to Reopen My Work Email

• by Keith Rubin

Jun 14

Hello and Welcome Aboard This Flight on America’s One Remaining Airline!

• by Sophia Rafiqi

Jun 14

Immersion Therapy for the Pedantic

• by Tom Ellison

Jun 13

I’m Just a Man Who Believes in Breakfast Pizza

• by Erik Dargitz

Jun 13

Ways to Reform the Agitated Bear in the Center of Town

• by Dave Anderson

Jun 13

My Unique Vision for Your Home’s Exterior

• by Chris Vallancourt

Jun 12

Shakespeare Characters Write to the Ethicist

• by David Baker

Jun 12

Itemized Police Budget Report for June 2020

• by John Lazarus

Jun 12

I’m the Mosquito Bite You Got at That Outdoor Cinema, and if You Scratch Me I Shall Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine

• by Harry Davies

Jun 11

Rules of “Post-Grad Life: The Board Game”

• by Thanos Antoniou

Jun 11

HBO Now vs. HBO Max vs. HBO Run: What’s the Difference?

• by Jared Eimicke

Jun 10

I’m the Sleepytime Tea Bear, and I Fuck

• by Gracie Kairis

Jun 10

How to Torture Your Dad into Telling You What He Wants for Father’s Day

• by Rachel Van Nes

Jun 10

A Wallet Laments Getting No Ass in Quarantine

• by Greg Marshall

Jun 9

Satan Is Now on Cameo to Give You All Types of Shoutouts

• by Bryan Brunati

Jun 9

Conversations I’d Rather Have Than the One Where We Talk About How Quarantine Has Made Us Lose Track of What Day It Is

• by Justin Cannon

Jun 9

I’m a High School Science Teacher, and I Pray Every Time I Set Up the Bowling Ball Pendulum

• by Harry Davies

Jun 8

Sure, Anti-Vaxxers Are Bad, But Have You Met My Aunty Vaxxers?

• by Dan Caprera

Jun 8

7 Radically Different Things You Can Do Outside During a Pandemic

• by Julia Gerhardt

Jun 7

6 Techniques I Believe Will Get Sonny the Cuckoo Bird to Renounce Cocoa Puffs and Embrace Christianity

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jun 7

How I Mastered Self-Love by Starting a Secret Affair with Myself

• by Scriven Bernard

Jun 6

We’re Sorry Our Roombas Are Killing You, But There’s Absolutely Nothing We Can Do

• by Carrie Pinkard