I see you eyeing my cylindrical figure before your 10 AM Zoom call. I’m tall and light with perfect slender curves that a V-8 could only dream of.
Justine Hipsky is a writer, comedian, and educator living in Washington, DC. She has studied with The Second City and Washington Improv Theater, her home theater where she regularly teaches, coaches, and performs long-form improv. Justine’s writing appears on McSweeney's, Points In Case, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady Comedy, and millions of to-do lists with easily attainable goals (shower? check!). Her five-year plan is to finally make a vision board.