I’m Your Canned Vodka Soda Beverage and I Want You for Breakfast Too, Baby
I see you eyeing my cylindrical figure before your 10 AM Zoom call. I’m tall and light with perfect slender curves that a V-8 could only dream of.
Justine Hipsky is a humor writer, improviser, actor, and storyteller living in Washington, DC. She has studied with The Second City and Washington Improv Theater, her home theater where she regularly teaches, coaches, and performs long-form improv. Justine’s writing has appeared in The Belladonna and millions of to-do lists with easily attainable goals (shower? check!). Her five-year plan is to finally make a vision board.
I see you eyeing my cylindrical figure before your 10 AM Zoom call. I’m tall and light with perfect slender curves that a V-8 could only dream of.