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Greg Marshall is the seventh-funniest member of his family and a dedicated phone talker.

Comedy Writing

sad wallet

A Wallet Laments Getting No Ass in Quarantine

Week after week, the routine never varies. Tim wakes up, reaches for idiotic iPhone, eats Cheez-Its, and sits on his sweet ass without me.

by Greg Marshall
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June 10, 2020

frozen closed

I’m Queen Elsa from the “Frozen” Broadway Show and I’m Here to Announce Your Company’s Hiring Freeze

Thank goodness I’m still booking kindergarten graduations and Mormon cosplay through Cameo.

by Greg Marshall
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June 1, 2020

witches

Attn Witches: Our Midsummer Coven Has Been Rescheduled for Tuesday, Nov 3

Disinfect your broom, too. We recommend a homemade flying potion made of opium poppies, spotted red mushrooms, and toad skins.

by Katie O'Reilly and Greg Marshall
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April 30, 2020

noahs ark

I Don’t Need a Stinking Dove to Tell Me When It’s Safe to Get Off This Godforsaken Ark

That mewing and hawing you’re hearing on the upper deck isn’t the 4 PM slop feeding. It’s a protest!

by Greg Marshall
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April 25, 2020

old west town yehaw

Subscription Boxes of the Wild West

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.

by Greg Marshall
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April 18, 2020