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Greg Marshall is the seventh-funniest member of his family and a dedicated phone talker.

Comedy Writing

The Palace suspects madness, black magic, or a bout of Royal amnesia, as His Majesty no longer seems acquainted with his Anglican upbringing.

Week after week, the routine never varies. Tim wakes up, reaches for idiotic iPhone, eats Cheez-Its, and sits on his sweet ass without me.

Thank goodness I’m still booking kindergarten graduations and Mormon cosplay through Cameo.

Disinfect your broom, too. We recommend a homemade flying potion made of opium poppies, spotted red mushrooms, and toad skins.

That mewing and hawing you’re hearing on the upper deck isn’t the 4 PM slop feeding. It’s a protest!

We accept many forms of currency, including gold bars, silver pesos, and buried treasure, provided it is accompanied by a map.