The Final Day of Blockbuster as Told by a Traumatized Employee
I didn’t have a chance to respond as that monster of a machine came back around, running over a cardboard standup of Neo from "The Matrix."
Comedy Writing
Apologies Again to the Ghost I Ignored Due to My Excessive Crying
I did see you knock a few cups off of my counter, but that was only because I took a break from my constant sobbing.
These Constant Fireworks I Hear Every Night Before Bed Is Exactly What I Needed
There’s nothing I love more than hearing all types of fireworks one after the other. Sometimes it’s a bunch of little ones; like 25 in a row.
Satan Is Now on Cameo to Give You All Types of Shoutouts
I know a lot of you are all about sacrificing lives and animals to honor me, so I thought I would sacrifice some of my time for all of you.