Bryan Brunati | Points in Case

Bryan Brunati is a freelance writer who is best known for the work on his mom's fridge and the various unfinished manuscripts stained with drops of tears.

Comedy Writing

The astronaut is sad because he can't be a bad boy anymore

I Just Returned from Space and I Will Bring It Up at Every Social Gathering

While all of you were walking on pavement like cavemen, I was defying gravity up in space.

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January 6, 2022

The Final Day of Blockbuster as Told by a Traumatized Employee

I didn’t have a chance to respond as that monster of a machine came back around, running over a cardboard standup of Neo from "The Matrix."

by Bryan Brunati
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February 7, 2021

Apologies Again to the Ghost I Ignored Due to My Excessive Crying

I did see you knock a few cups off of my counter, but that was only because I took a break from my constant sobbing.

by Bryan Brunati
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December 9, 2020

These Constant Fireworks I Hear Every Night Before Bed Is Exactly What I Needed

There’s nothing I love more than hearing all types of fireworks one after the other. Sometimes it’s a bunch of little ones; like 25 in a row.

by Bryan Brunati
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July 9, 2020

Satan Is Now on Cameo to Give You All Types of Shoutouts

I know a lot of you are all about sacrificing lives and animals to honor me, so I thought I would sacrifice some of my time for all of you.

by Bryan Brunati
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June 9, 2020