But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
LIMBO: For employers who ghost a candidate.
However, I’m 86% certain that Fitzgerald never references a “$5 chicken meal deal from the McValue Menu,” right?
Live your life like you will have something to say when a sadistic monster asks everyone in the meeting to share something interesting about themselves.
If you’re having trouble writing a book, try writing two books. You will end up writing a book in the process.
I was a runner in high school. We went to the state championship. And when people say they went to the state championship, that means they lost the state championship.
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
If spotted, DO NOT CHASE. Instead, acknowledge his beauty, respectfully. Obviously all dogs are beautiful, but he’s a stunner.
