Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 4

Amazon Employees or Worker Ants?

• by Kurt Zemaitaitis

Feb 3

I Found My Soulmate, and He’s an Instant Pot

• by Meagan Kensil

Feb 3

Today Is Opposite Day: Here’s How to Not Not (Not?) Get Bullied by an Eight-Year-Old Named Kalley

• by Kelsey Harper

Feb 2

Careers Punxsutawney Phil Is Considering Now That Seasons Are Irrelevant

• by Andrew Nadeau

Feb 2

Because Ayn Rand’s Birthday and Groundhog Day Overlap, You Are Now Trapped in an Endless Loop of Capitalism

• by Rachel Rose Keller

Feb 2

What’s Happening in the Online Gambling Market in 2022?

• by Travis Lee

Feb 1

Translation Guide for Our Company’s Return Policy

• by Devin Wallace

Feb 1

Suggestions from the Suggestion Box at My Teppanyaki Restaurant Where I Make All the Food with My Bare Hands

• by Robert Criss

Jan 31

This Looks Like Yet Another Unpaid Job for Superman!

• by Kyle Morrison

Jan 28

Are You One of the 74% Of Americans Not Suffering from Anxiety or Depression?

• by Sarah VanArsdal

Jan 27

Top Ten Tips for a Safe and Effective Fire Drill at Euphoria High School

• by Ellie Poole

Jan 26

I Beseech Thee, Land-Lord, for Thy Forbearance with Rently Payments

• by Alex Connolly

Jan 26

Wise Chat

• by Points in Case

Jan 25

15 Subdued Alternatives to Harsh Overhead Lighting

• by McKayley Gourley

Jan 25

Excuse Me, Do You Have a Permit for This Outdoor Proposal?

• by Julien Perez

Jan 24

Banning Me from Game Night Is Nothing Short of an Orwellian Nightmare

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 24

Well, Gang, We Completely Failed to Save the Rec Center

• by Lucas Gardner

Jan 23

‘Twas the Night before Christmas, Uh, Four Weeks Ago

• by Robert Gomez

Jan 22

A Mad Lib for Declining Social Events in 2022

• by Emily Bernstein

Jan 21

Postcards from the Pit in Your Stomach

• by Kelsey Harper

Jan 21

Not Funny

• by Tim Kochenderfer

Jan 20

I Will Funge These Tokens If It’s the Last Thing I Do

• by Nathaniel Brown

Jan 20

Guy Who’s Been Going to the Gym for One Week Answers Your Questions

• by Hunter Gardner

Jan 19

Think You Got What It Takes to Join Our Gang, the Crabapple Boys?!

• by Alex Baia

Jan 19

Submission Guidelines for Convolution Lit

• by Gracie Kairis

Jan 18

Fact About Toddlers or Fact About Tornadoes?

• by Matt Butner

Jan 18

Your Personal Branding Focus Group Report

• by David Milgrim

Jan 17

Mice Review My Kitchen from Grad School

• by Valerie Lute

Jan 17

Aging Rock Star Performance Reinstatement Application

• by John Howard Matthews

Jan 16

How to Write About Your Anxiety Instead of Actually Dealing with It

• by Daniel Kozuh

Jan 15

Peloton Instructors Coach You Through Your Mediocre New Year’s Resolutions

• by Leah Abrams

Jan 14

I’m Bob from the Bob’s Red Mill Grain Bags, and I Want to Inhale a Family-Size Bag of Flamin’ Hot Fucking Cheetos

• by Seth Sawyers