Sumo Has Swayed Me Again
The Sway is a nice if you need something more like a chair and less like a marshmallow; it's a middle ground between a proper chair and a giant blob.
Comedy Writing
Please Donate to Hurricane Maria Victims, And While You’re at It, Throw a Couple Bucks at My Kickstarter
Please take a moment to donate to Hurricane Irma relief, and while you're at it, throw a couple bucks at the Kickstarter for my Flappy Bird-meets-Candy Crush app "Clint the Climber."
So a Total Frat Movie Has Lured Your Inner Bro
Once that uninhibited college feeling washes over your feeble little mind, there’s no turning back. Your inner bro is watching this Total Frat Movie.
A Funny Name for a Serious Appetite
Next time you're looking to satisfy that taste-craving appetite, swing by the nearest convenience store and tell them you want a BIG AZ burger or chicken sandwich.
The Sumo Emperor: Fit for a King
The first thing you'll experience with the Emperor is "The Big Red Bang," a rapid expansion of microsuede upon unwrapping.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bars
What's so funny about bars? Watching your wingman get stuck with a fatty, the creepy guy hanging out in the corner, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Music
What's so funny about music? There's no cure for a horrible song that gets stuck in your head, God hates gay music videos, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Books
What's so funny about books? people value Dr. Seuss ones more than The Bible, no one chekcs out less than five of them at the library, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Christmas
What's so funny about Christmas? Festive songs with mysterious lyrics, pretending really bad presents are just what you always wanted, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Baseball
What's so funny about baseball? Minor-league games sell more beer than major-league games, it's the most boring thing to watch when you're sober, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Poems
What's so funny about poems? They are now known as emo love songs, guys are never creative when it comes to writing one, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bouncers
What's so funny about bouncers? The fights they have with drunk college students are epic, girls will take a million pictures with them, and more.