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What's so funny about baseball? Minor-league games sell more beer than major-league games, it's the most boring thing to watch when you're sober, and more.
What's so funny about airplanes? Long flights are meant for sleeping because they're meant for drinking, almost everyone shows up late for their flight, and more.
What's so funny about babies? Celebrities are popping them out more than careless teenagers, people are now giving them the weirdest names in the world, and more.
What's so funny about bars? Watching your wingman get stuck with a fatty, the creepy guy hanging out in the corner, and more.
What's so funny about old people? Watching them stave off death one workout at a time, they don't appreciate things like the Senior Menu, and more.
What's so funny about basements? They're always cold, they're the best place to put a keg and a few ping pong tables, and more.
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