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What's so funny about babies? Celebrities are popping them out more than careless teenagers, people are now giving them the weirdest names in the world, and more.
What's so funny about beer? You can have it for breakfast, it can help you survive a hurricane, and more.
What's so funny about buses? Riding them makes you feel like a poor person, you can never just take one of them to go somewhere, and more.
What's so funny about cheating? Kids do it so they can win a board game against their grandma, it's the only thing rappers seem to rhyme about these days, and more.
What's so funny about bars? Watching your wingman get stuck with a fatty, the creepy guy hanging out in the corner, and more.
What's so funny about beer pong? There was a Beer Pong Revolution in 1973, it can start a brutal shit-kicking, and more.
What's so funny about Canada? Their national personality is named Johnny Canuck, the only wars they have are between coffee shops, and more.
What's so funny about cemeteries? Grandma isn't talking your ear off anymore, you can dig for buried treasure, and more.
What's so funny about baseball? Minor-league games sell more beer than major-league games, it's the most boring thing to watch when you're sober, and more.
What's so funny about bikes? Two seats are really gay, bike racks still exist, and more.