Sumo Has Swayed Me Again
The Sway is a nice if you need something more like a chair and less like a marshmallow; it's a middle ground between a proper chair and a giant blob.
Comedy Writing
Please Donate to Hurricane Maria Victims, And While You’re at It, Throw a Couple Bucks at My Kickstarter
Please take a moment to donate to Hurricane Irma relief, and while you're at it, throw a couple bucks at the Kickstarter for my Flappy Bird-meets-Candy Crush app "Clint the Climber."
So a Total Frat Movie Has Lured Your Inner Bro
Once that uninhibited college feeling washes over your feeble little mind, there’s no turning back. Your inner bro is watching this Total Frat Movie.
A Funny Name for a Serious Appetite
Next time you're looking to satisfy that taste-craving appetite, swing by the nearest convenience store and tell them you want a BIG AZ burger or chicken sandwich.
The Sumo Emperor: Fit for a King
The first thing you'll experience with the Emperor is "The Big Red Bang," a rapid expansion of microsuede upon unwrapping.
Top 10 Funny Things About Baseball
What's so funny about baseball? Minor-league games sell more beer than major-league games, it's the most boring thing to watch when you're sober, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Poems
What's so funny about poems? They are now known as emo love songs, guys are never creative when it comes to writing one, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bouncers
What's so funny about bouncers? The fights they have with drunk college students are epic, girls will take a million pictures with them, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cheating
What's so funny about cheating? Kids do it so they can win a board game against their grandma, it's the only thing rappers seem to rhyme about these days, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Basements
What's so funny about basements? They're always cold, they're the best place to put a keg and a few ping pong tables, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Shots
What's so funny about shots? You buy them based on how fancy their name is, you remember the first three but not the last 10, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Britney Spears
What's so funny about Britney Spears? Her marriages are shorter than a drunk person's attention span, OK! Magazine said her family was smart, and more.