Sumo Has Swayed Me Again
The Sway is a nice if you need something more like a chair and less like a marshmallow; it's a middle ground between a proper chair and a giant blob.
Comedy Writing
Please Donate to Hurricane Maria Victims, And While You’re at It, Throw a Couple Bucks at My Kickstarter
Please take a moment to donate to Hurricane Irma relief, and while you're at it, throw a couple bucks at the Kickstarter for my Flappy Bird-meets-Candy Crush app "Clint the Climber."
So a Total Frat Movie Has Lured Your Inner Bro
Once that uninhibited college feeling washes over your feeble little mind, there’s no turning back. Your inner bro is watching this Total Frat Movie.
A Funny Name for a Serious Appetite
Next time you're looking to satisfy that taste-craving appetite, swing by the nearest convenience store and tell them you want a BIG AZ burger or chicken sandwich.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cell Phones
What's so funny about cell phones? You have an ongoing love-hate relationship with them, you can leave annoying voicemail messages, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Bathrooms
What's so funny about bathrooms? You've shared a lot of stories and secrets with your toilet, they're always painted with an odd color, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Buses
What's so funny about buses? Riding them makes you feel like a poor person, you can never just take one of them to go somewhere, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cartoons
What's so funny about cartoons? Your favourite character is probably gay, they're funnier than other television shows with real people, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Beaches
What's so funny about beaches? They made volleyball become extremely cooler, everyone wants to have sex on them, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Canada
What's so funny about Canada? Their national personality is named Johnny Canuck, the only wars they have are between coffee shops, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Cars
What's so funny about cars? Hoods are only meant for ornaments and scantily clad women, stealing one is one of the coolest things to do, and more.
Top 10 Funny Things About Beds
What's so funny about beds? They're the perfect wrestling ring for horny couples, they're always extremely comfy when you're not sober, and more.