Canada Jokes

Top 10 funny things about Canada:

  1. When hockey's over, Canadians turn to poker… and not the sexual kind: Poker Night in Canada
  2. There's a lot of good looking girls there because hockey players and puck bunnies is a good combination: Fake IDs: Close Encounters with the Law
  3. The students there like to think they're awesome, but their colleges and universities are nothing compared to the ones in the U.S.: How to Spot a Shitty College
  4. The teenagers can get legally drunk at a younger age, but they can't when they visit the U.S.: A New Age of Consent
  5. Their national personality is named Johnny Canuck: Putting a Face with a Country
  6. Some of their major cities are more boring than some of their small towns: Crazy People
  7. It's a great place to escape to when you're in need of a strong beer or a delicious donut: I'm Going to Canada
  8. They play weird sports that have no real purpose, like curling: Every College Bowl Game Known to Man and the Women Who Love Them
  9. Their fine cuisine consists of pancakes and maple syrup, coffee and a timbit donut: Summer Vacation Fun Guide
  10. The only wars they have are between coffee shops: Why Canada is Better Than America
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